shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Hy vould be keekink hyu arse iz vot hy vould do.

 

Oh! Well, you're looking quite nice for your age, in that case!
-flirty grin-

-sticks her tongue out at him-

 

End hy vould be lettink hyu -griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins-

-grins wider, winks and toasts her with the bottle of mysterious alcohol-

 

Vhy thenk hyu dollink! -grins back-

Hy meen ve could find sumplace for en orgy? Dunno eef der double bebbehjägerschparkz iz still op for eet?

 

I'm being assaulted! While injured! You monster!
!_!
>_<
^_^

You've got a Sergeant?
?_?
[He ignores the tea.]

 

Yep! Just roll with it man I am a mess and there's nothing anyone can do to fix that :D

 

Hyu know, dat sounds like en hydea.
-he stands up, stretches, and bellows-
HO! ENNYVUN OP FOR EN ORGY, VE IZ OFFER HERE! ENNYVUN VELKOM!

 

-laughs, a little startled but into it-
I wouldn't mind, but I don't especially want to do anything with men besides some friendly kissing. So I'm not quite sure it would count as an orgy for me.

 

Ew you're getting your gleeful unapologetic jetfuel all over me. At this rate I'm gonna blame you for being a bad influence.

 

Hy had, beck ven hy gotz changed first. She taught me how ta tell mine arse from a hole een der ground.

Iz hokeh, hy ken kees hyu. Een here et leest.

 

... Also I am going to just make it clear that I am appalled and offended at that entire deal
[He blindly getsures in the direction of the apparent Orgy the jägers are starting. Without looking at them. Surprisingly direct point striaght at @The Jaeger Mirrors though, thank his radar abilities for that]

 

-slips into the water to go prop her elbows on his knees and BLOWS HUGE RASPBERRIES up at him-

 

Dun vorry dollink, hy dun fuck pipple vot iz not eenterested. Hy kees goot tho! Effen vit de tusks. -grin grin-

-toasts him with the bottle- Hyu dun haf to join, mine clenk friend! Ve vill be qviet! Behind de bleckness schtuff!

 

Insult to injury! You bastard!
^_^
c=_=3
[He splashes her. How dare.]

[He lifts his tequila bottle in a salute. Probably an agreement?]

 

I SURE HOPE SO
[He sounds vaguely hysteric maybe]

 

-uses her new proximity to SPLASH HIM MORE-

 

-with genuine concern- Ho, iz hyu hokay? Hyu need a dreenk? -offers Scanner the bottle of indeterminate alcohol-

 

I'm just fine with that.

Well, I suppose I'll just have to see for myself!

 

Hyu chust say de vord, dollink. -his grin threatens to split his face in half, and boy those teeth are sharp-

 

[THIS IS A SPLASH WAR NOW]