shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Yeah. And I'm gonna try.

 

"Aw," says Valiska. "That's not going to happen. You might want to warn her away. We have technology Alternia doesn't have. And right now I can't decide if I want to eat her heart myself or give it to the thylacines."

 

Not happening.

 

"Good on you. Until then, relax as much as you can- stress can do a number on your physical and mental health if you don't keep it in check!" He pauses, looking Norm over. "... I mean, if you have physical form- I'm not quite sure in this matter!"

 

"Does anyone here know Jame?" Shade finally asks. "I'm looking for her."

 

*laughs* Ford and Valiska aren't sure about whether I have one either. I always assumed I had one, but according to them, I'm from a higher dimension like you are and everything about me has its basis in magic. Something like that. I dunno.

 

"We actually did not bring weapons," Ford says, chuckling. "Unless you count Lise herself as a weapon."

 

if i just told you, that would be giving away my only marketable skill for free!

 

I'm her sister.

 

dammit. undercutters.

 

Looks up and over from her spot on the floor. Oh. It's that clawdite. Maybe? "I'm a Jame, and you're a Shade," she says.

 

"Oh, I'm not from a higher dimension. I had to work towards where I am today- and I can't say I'm proud of what I did to do so." Bill's expression fades into a frown as a familiar twisting feeling in the pit of his stomach arose. He fought it back.

"People following the no-weapons policy- that's a first! At this point I just put it there as a joke..." He admits with a sheepish grin, the frown gone from his face once more.

 

Shade glides over to this Jame-not-Jame and pokes it. "You seem real enough. Let's see if Addy likes you." She caresses her waistband and a sleepy golden snake's head emerges shortly from the folds. Its tongue flicks, analyzing scent.

 

-Clover comes over.-

What's that?

 

"For a given value of real in a dream, at least," she says while watching the snake. Definitely the clawdite's snake pet...partner? Partner. It Is A Very Intelligent Snake. And Jame is a Jame that smells like a Jame. Though might also smell of blaster fire and strill too.

"Her partner, I think."

 

Does it bite?

 

... okay, correction: like the other Bill is. A higher dimension like the other Bill is from. I went and assumed that both of you'd be from the same kind of dimension 'cause you're both Bills, but... that was silly of me, wasn't it?

*sighs* Yeah. I get what you mean. I hurt a lot of people trying to get my freedom - and the funny thing, the sad thing, is, I didn't even need to.

 

youre so cocksure, its almost adorable.

 

I mean, I could probably blast her out of the sky.

I don't know if I want to, though.

 

riiiiiiiiight.