Fishin' in the stream of consciousness (all-purpose, no topic chat thread)

>:D

 

>be me
>"how do I into greentext lol"
>check thread next morning
>WHAT HAVE I CREATED

 

a derail, duh

 

listen this thread is impossible to derail

 

All tracks lead to shitposting

But that also means all tracks lead out of it too

 

I have to dress up as a meme for tomorrow (dorm tradition thing). Should I be:
- the guy from the cask of amontillado (brick, bottle labeled AMONTILLADO (EXTREMELY GOOD AND NOT FAKE))
- bode (have to obtain cat ears, + sign)
- person with breadsticks in purse (the window for acquiring breadsticks from the dining hall is gonna be tight. do they even have them today? ok probably not this one)
- scream at own ass :V (i already have a stuffed possum, so like)
- lik the bred (dress in black and white, acquire bred, recite poetry)
- "look at it, it has anxiety"
- other? if you were instructed to dress as your favorite meme, what would you do?

 

I vote bode
be the fatcat
it will be GREAT

 

random fact: i -love- anchovies on pizza. i also dig pineapple on pizza. I'VE HAD THEM BOTH AT THE -SAME TIME- AS AN EXPERIMENT AND IT WAS DELISH.

I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS. MUWAHAHAH.

 

/trembles in fear! ...And yet gladness too, that you're eating it so there won't be any for me. :p

 

Electric tape on a shirt to make the very simplified Loss shapes

 

...that actually sounds pretty tasty
e: uuh not that

 

@blue i mean the cask of amontillado sounds great + hilarious but i'm not sure if that's Too Tumblr Obscure

 

Suggestion: Fill purse with loaf/slices of wonderbread depending on purse, fill remaining space with sticks from outside on the ground. Win cleverest costume ever.

 

@blue I personally vote for amontillado as well

 

Not with that attitude, no.

@blue ... i would've suggested a breadknife or lavender, buuuut those are kintsugi memes.

 

Challenge accepted

 

Derailing is the true third option to the dilemma of the train driver who has to choose between running over one person or running over a couple of persons.

 

Ah, finally a challenge fit for the Overlord of Darkness and his four terrifying beasts. Pray tell, were you aware that the word "hamster" comes from the German "hamstern," which means "hoard?" It is an allusion to the fearsome creatures' ability to store food in their cheeks and return it to their lairs.

 

but wouldn't there be people in the train?

 

(Theatrical anime surprise reaction of "Where the fuck did you come from". Think Takahashi Rumiko-style.)
(You almost made me shitpost as myself, and outside the Shitposting Rave. Kudos to you, whoever you are.)
(Dunno if that is the root of the word, but the words are related, yeah.)

Exactly.