shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

(Oneira and her coffee bar appear, and integrate themselves into @Al'rrhissim 's pool tiers, by nudging two a bit apart so a level terrace forms. The bar is hewn out of the same rock as the pools, the barstools are ash-coloured wood with lava-coloured cushions. It's also overgrown with some violently orange and yellow flowers.)
(On a dream level, she stepped into Al'rrhissim's dream memory and pulled up something that would both match her own picture of a bar, but wouldn't conflict with the existant framework.)
(The smell of coffee wafts through the air.)
(Oneira, alas, knows the voice of Bill Fucking Cipher. There's also two Fords.
She, however, place a lot of trust into Valiska's abilities, and so decides against taking a potshot, tempting as it is. She can still do it should it become apparent that Bill somehow managed to sneak by Valiska's defences.)
(So instead, she takes a tray, a fresh caraffe of coffee and tea each, five glass cups (ornate, gold and green inlay, matching her green and gold tunic and pants, as well as the bar.), and some sort of thin nut bar, and quietly steps over to Valiska, the two Fords, and the person who sounds like Bill.)
You guys look like you collectively forgot to eat or drink while lounging around.

 

<Fair enough! c:> [Silent giggles at the ensuing glitterfight.]

<oh! Thank you!!!> [He preens at the compliment, shedding glitter over Venture's shoulders as his wings flutter.]

<And congratulations to the two of you!!!!> [This last bit turns to be more legible to @Wilhelm and @Stanford F. Pines.] <May your bond never fade!>

 

youre going to get the floor vwiped vwith you, actually.

i hope she takes mid-ass-kicking glittery selfies.

 

Bill lifts his chin up from his Ford's shoulder to look at her, his eyelid half-closed and his expression overall relaxed. "I got a drink in, but I can't speak for everyone else here... Hi!"

He blinks at the message for a moment and practically beams when he smiles, nodding a thank you.

 

I hope she steps on her hair and impales herself with her own trident.

 

youre saying it vwrong.

 

Shade steps up to the coffee bar, and looks around at all the bottles and cups and accessories and the gleaming espresso machine in some wonderment.

 

(Well someone doesn't take her for a threat. Good.)
Hi! I'm Oneira Eluvei é Pines, one of Valiska and Ford's foster daughters. And you are?
Also, coffee, tea?
(Oneira grins)

(Oneira puts on her sweetest smile, full of teeth.)
I hope you don't mind.

Can I help you?

 

i dont believwe i do.

 

Sounds like you're
wavering

 

"Yes, but I don't know what to ask for! The scent is familiar from Kothifir, but I haven't seen any of this stuff before. Would you recommend something?"

 

He pauses, a look of deliberation on his face. He knew not everyone was too fond of Bills in general- but heck, he might as well. "Name's Bill! Or Wilhelm, if you wanna get technical- Nice to meetcha!" Bill gave her a grin in return, resting his chin back down. "Tea'd be nice- I admittedly don't do so well with caffiene."

 

(Oneira grins)
Sure!
Tonight's special is spiced coffee, let me mix you up a cup real quick.
(A normal glass cup of this thinness should not, in fact, be able to withstand coffee this hot without bursting, but these here seem to have approximately zero issue with the heat.)
(The coffee is strong, and is spiced with cinnamon, anise, cloves, allspice, ginger, a bit of nutmeg, and a single piece of rock sugar.)
Here you go!

(Dream logic allows Oneira to be in two places at once and having three conversations without seeming rude.)
(Well, as long as he's willing to play nice, there probably shouldn't be any issue. The problem is when talk of deals start. But it hasn't so you're gonna play nice as well. But you sure saw that expression just now.)
Heh, gotcha.
(Oneira pours Wilhelm!Bill a cup of tea and hand it to him on a small golden saucer so he doesn't burn his fingers. There's one of the caramelized-peanuts-thingies on there as well.)
Here you go.

 

[Whisper watches the little scuffle between Oneira and Narcissus-- hopefully they won't start fighting for real?-- but gladly takes tea discussion as a distraction.] <I wouldn't mind trying some new sorts of tea myself, if you have any recommendations!!! I've only had Ms. Amari's mint brew before, but surely there must be all sorts of flavors? What sort of payment do you take?>

 

vwhat the fuck are you tvwo doing.

 

Shade takes the cup and sips cautiously and smiles then. "It's good."

 

Tonight's tea recommendation is chai, which is a spiced tea!
(Oneira grins, and makes a cup for Whisperwind.)
Here you go!

Happy you like it!

 

Shade smiles. "Do you happen to know Jame?" she asks.

 

Really, that Empress locked in her own defeat. Isn't she just creating an opening for us?

 

AWW, HAVE A HEART, CLOVER, WE DON'T NEED TO DESTROY HER SOUL WITH WORDGAMES~