shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-sees him-
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-opens a bugout portal, just in case-

 

Never seen anyone transform before tiny?

 

-shakes her head, eyes him with deep suspicion- She points at him, then at the Aperture Science logo on her jumpsuit-
??

 

Whoa there what kinda vortex gun is that please do not point that at me I don't wanna know what it does to internals

 

-She turns back.-

See? Eaaaaasy. Just gotta want it!

 

incorrect

if ANYONE could shapeshift ud be in a dickload of trouble

 

[He squints, struggling to make out details so comparatively small.] What even is that some kinda... Ring? Broken ring? No, a caliper circle? Ape... Aperture, am I reading that right? I've heard the word but nah I wasn't anywhere near Earth that is waaaaay too dangerous for me! What kinda work does your lab do did you design the vortex gun?

 

-confused-

-still suspicious. She shakes her head. Points at the logo again, then at herself, shakes her head again. Rinse and repeat for the portal gun.
She mimes something very large, then overs one of her eyes.-
???

 

I don't get it.

 

Come on, just try!

 

think abt it man

if half the fishy chucklefucks could shapeshift/do other Dreamy Shitpost Magic do u honestly think theyd use it for Honorable Endeavors

gotta leash these bitches u feel me

 

-shifts back to her honest form-

Style's one way to put it.

They do too. Take ages. Literal eons in fact. Don't age like mortals do. Most gods die of sickness or something else. Never heard of one that died of old age. Million years is just a drop in our lives.

 

Yeah but they don't got much imagination anyway.

 

(flops over the back of her couch to look at Chell)

robo-cat got your tongue? or are you just naturally real quiet?

 

bruh

@/Itch

no one tell her i complimented her she wont shut up about it Ever if she finds out

 

Itch is kinda cool tho.

 

oh dear god youve done it now

GOOD FUCKIN WORK

 

Okay you... Didn't? Don't? work there and you just have the gun because Reasons got it. And then... Something big and monocular? Or a big eye? Were you watched or doing the watch-- frag yes-or-no is probably easier isn't it sorry!! Uh-- were you watched too much to-- oh slag. You weren't a test subject were you?

I mean I'm not that old but yeah I hear you we don't really do the old age thing either no matter how much doc C whines about it

 

hey there, newv best friend forevwer!!

 

Hrm.