shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-shakes her head-

-cover her eye and makes the big thing gesture again, then points to her ear-

-She´s nodding along at the last one she gives him a sarcastic thumbs up, then turns serious and nods again. She points at the space around the, then at her own eyes and ears.-

 

Don't even know anyone who's "old". Not even Jade Emperor and he's been around forever.

What're your lifespans? The Asura who are not Asura.

 

*She smooshes herself into Clover to mark her territory.*

 

so, both? i guess that wasn't a very clear dichotomy in the first place. uh... huh. oh. well, there's a spot waiting for you on the Victims Of Science couch if you wanna join me. wish i'd thought of not talking.

 

-Clover ducks away from the smoosh.-

 

hold still, people gotta knowv vwere buddies!

 

I don't like being touched!

 

Slag. Sorry.

You uh... You think this is another test? Is that right? Sorry it's been a while since I had to play charades for major communication

We don't... Have them? Really? The War kinda fragged up averages because unnatural death and all that so at this point if you remember before everything kicked off you're "old" even if it... isn't really that much time.

 

Ah. War.

's why everyone's content to pretend the current regime has lasted forever. Rakshasas took a toll on us. Long one. Heavy one. No support of Heaven's Son either.

 

-grins at that, perches on the couch, still ready to jump up and run at any time. She points at her own name on her jumpsuit, then at Reed-
??

 

-FLYING KICK TO THE HEAD-
Piss Off Douchebag Shes Got A Moirail.

 

Can Lyra and I join you on the couch?

 

We've still got too much infighting to pretend nothing happened but... Yeah. Probably woulda wiped out our whole species instead of just most of us if we hadn't stopped when we did.

 

-scrubs her face until her features are back to normal-

Our war's been short so far but still messy. 60% population loss messy. How do you kill what's already dead? And driven by our fear? -shakes her head-

 

Understandable. Had to seek aid of Sakka in the South. Is what we had to do. Eventually brokered agreement after the war. The All Under Treaty.

Great lot that did for Beasts.

-scoffs-

All Under are equal, except for you.

 

-Clover hugs.-

 

-she makes a back and forth hand gesture. Maybe, maybe not. Then she repeat her eyes and ears gesture, finishes by flipping off an imaginary camera-

-inspects carefully-

 

-flips their hair up and leans forward so the MOM units at the back of their head are showing- Lone Star had me running most of the semi-autonomous systems through my brain. Lyra's around somewhere. She doesn't talk either. LS tried to make her a psychic too powerful to be stopped by other psychics. They succeeded! And she was strong enough to break out, with a little help from our crew. 'Cause they helped break her out it was easier for them to steal me.

 

Yowch. Good luck.

[He snorts.] Isn't that always the way?

Dunno gonna trust your own observations, frag the brass? I can get behind that :P

 

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