shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[Venture knows a meme when he hears one at least, though he has no fucking clue what the refrance.] Kids sure are easy to impress no matter the species huh?

I mean screwing her does me more good than throwing a mutiny but YES
IF CLIPS CAN HAVE HIS GREENHOUSE I'M GETTING A FRAGGING KITTEN
...Can kittens live in greenhouses d'you think?

 

-is petting a kitten-

 

[Probably! They need oxygen. And food. I....can´t remember what kittens eat.]

 

=_=
[Wrench is now on top of a table (where did it come from?) and very much away from the kittens. Every time one comes too close, the table gets imperceptibly taller.]

 

fuckin weenie

 

-as greshan is a coat he cannot do anything to the kittens. rest assured that were he not a coat he would be attempting to have on sit on his lap so he could pet it like a bond villain. alas. he is simply a coat. one that fears getting stupid cat fur all over his beautiful coat body-

 

[You ok?]

 

KITTEN DUDE WHAT DO KITTENS EAT

 

(Eiffel scoops up a kitten and stands dramatically with one foot on a box.)

EIFFEL: My fellow.. beings, the purrgeoisie -

(He cannot contain his laughter. He's cracking.)

EIFFEL: The purrgeoisie is trying to create a monopoly on fluffy adorableness, but we're not gonna let that happen! We -- we -- ow!

(The kitten is climbing down his arm. He flails and falls over, holding the kitten out safely distant from his body.)

(Now he can't talk because he's laughing too hard.)

Eiffel: (helplessly) noooooooo don't make me think about Minkowski naked you're going to murder me

 

UHHH

SOULS ??? FUCK I DONT KNOW

 

If you think I wouldn't fucking fight a child, you are dead wrong.
`_´

I am PERFECTLY FINE on my table here away from the bloodthirsty furry fucking DEVILS that have invaded the matrix.
>_<

 

EIFFEL: Ugh, the mental images. My psyche! I'm dying. (He holds up the kitten and looks it in the face.) Babe, have you got any leads on where to get one of those Men In Black light thingies?

 

*He snops his fingers and becomes CAT FURRY TRASH. Sinister nya.*

u still wanna fight a child m8

 

[Venture is cackling right along with him-- it sounds almost exactly like early Con rallies with fucking puns thrown in, this is beautiful. His wings are fluttering too, shedding the last of their gold glitter everywhere. In between gasps and lingering giggles:] my dude-- my guy-- buddy-- we're always naked dwi!

BETRAYED

AGAIN

HOW DARE

 

[I bet you can make it so they just can´t get on in here. Like how I make words]

 

I AINT ALLOWED 2 HAVE CATS CUT ME SOME SLACK

 

Meats, of course. They are also fond of lapping at blood. I would ask if were raised in a barn, however those tend to house cats.

 

Mi? -looks very cute and pettable. It must be jealous of the kittens-

 

sorry bruh 4 adorable legs > whatever those are

 

JOIN THE KITTEN REVOLUTION

I don't think I wanna know what a barn is but we can do meat. Imported from the same planet we get the kittens from I guess that'll keep the proteins similar enough for them to absorb.