shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

1. who the hell is selina
2. mr sprinkles is on a diet but he likes to sniff things

 

-Clover points.-

So, you have to salt the water before you add the pasta, and you add the pasta when it's boiling. You salt the water so it soaks into the pasta and flavors it. You can add salt after the pasta is cooked but it won't taste right. You're learning!

 

-regards the salt carefully for a moment. then gets the water. it is set down where clover placed it and jame examines the dial. These Do Not Exist In Rathillien-

Learning quite a few things. Such as that your stoves are very different from ours.

 

EIFFEL: Oh come on, if you're too young to have heard of Catwoman you're definitely too young to hang around me. I'm a bad influence. I listen to loud music and say very bad words. I..

EIFFEL: (resolve collapsing) MR SPRINKLES CAN HAVE A PIECE OF PIZZA IF HE WANTS.

 

Yeah, I thought going technological might be better than... literal fire. Where you are concerned. Because it's set up like this, I can control the temp better, and make sure it's evenly distributed.

 

(the return of Pizza Rat)
(they cautiously approach @Eiffel as he appears to have The Goods)

 

*He releases the kitten which waddles over to @Eiffel, tail held high.*

 

*Meows for pizza.*

 

How does it work, is the issue.

 

also im not hanging around u

im hanging in your general vicinity and also mooching food off of you

two very different things

 

EIFFEL: (snatching up the pizza box) Hey! Creepy little fingers off the goods! I haven't had pizza in literal years, god dammit. I almost died without ever tasting pizza again.

EIFFEL: ... (He summons a smol pizza for the rat anyway. Fuckin softy.)

(Eiffel frowns.)

EIFFEL: Are you and Ratatouille going to have a problem?

 

-has fucked with the stove anyway. it now burns as high as it can. jame stares at this. observing-

 

*The kitten does not understand why the pizza is not being given to it, and meows again.*

 

!
(Snifspects the zza! ...chomps the edge and starts pulling the entire pizza off to a safe spot to eat it)

(quiet rat anxiety as they flee with pizza)

 

EIFFEL: Hhhhngh I really don't think pizza is good food for cats but.. your cuteness is too strong... I'm so weak... willpower... failing........

(He dramatically slaps a slice of pizza onto the ground in front of Mr. Sprinkles and sighs.)

 

*Pounces.*

 

*He also pounces. Cue pathetic battle between kitten and man.*

 

EIFFEL: (outraged) Hey! Hey!! Let Mr. Sprinkles have his pizza!!

 

whos mr sprinkles

 

Mrrrow?