shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

That's it.

Whoops.

-we were distracted by breaking a timer-

 

...do you want me to just imagine the finished dish so you can break the timer?

 

No, no. I'll be patient.

I can be patient.

 

-The water starts boiling.-

 

-NOW WE SET THE TIMER. SEVEN MINUTES. soon you will be broken timer. soon.-

 

Alright, put the pasta in and stir it so it doesn't stick on the pot!

-Clover, meanwhile, is making the cheese sauce using more complicated cooking than the player is inclined to look up right now. It involves a lot of stirring. Presumably cheese goes in at one point. Flour is involved. Very mysterious.-

 

-puts the noodles in. they are stared at. you've got this one chance not to set the house on fire jame. this one chance. then she turns to look at clover-

What are you up to over there?

 

-Clover explains what she's doing.-

...and that's how you make a basic cheese sauce. Sauces are HARD and complicated.

 

ahem

 

Apparently. Fascinating though.

-the pasta has been entirely ignored this entire time-

 

Blasphemy.

 

...JAME YOU HAVE TO STIR.

 

also ur making it totally wrong jsyk

u gotta cook it for TEN minutes otherwise its all CRUNCHY

 

Do you want to make it???

-She glares.-

 

ok

 

No!!

 

???

 

Bill eyes the pasta, and then the stove, and almost seems to be vibrating with excited energy.

 

Cooking... is my thing and these elbows are smaller they won't be crunchy and... Jame is BURNING IT.

 

Oh Trinity...

-stirs awkwardly-