shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[Reaches out blindly towards where he last remembers Nichy's side being. Pap the cap. Or Reffy, maybe, he can't really tell with his face covered in catbirds. Pap someone mechanoid.]

 

"succumb to complacency." -Neko

 

*Offers a four-inch-tall Cronus who appears to be in the throes of a severe existential crisis. Cats eat fish, right.*

 

[Venture isn't paying much attention, but his continued wordless happy noises are probably indication enough.]

 

!_!
[THIS HAS STOPPED BEING A FEVER DREAM AND STARTED BEING A NIGHTMARE AGAIN OH GOD.

Wrench.exe has errored out. He disappears from the rave as he wakes up in the real world.]

 

-the target has been eliminated. victorious, Neko Notori takes a nyap upon the metal thing's head. ( @Venture of Petrohex )-

 

-Neko Kami-sama is not appeased by this offering. the child will, unfortunately, be unable to escape from reality.

 

[he has been Blessed. Venture does his best to remain still and... relatively quiet.]

 

Spoiler: body horror?

*The Cronus melts into a greasy little puddle and TNFL wipes it off on the closest kitty.*

yeesh fine w/e

 

(catscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscats)
(the huskies traipse around the cats, sniffing and booping them with their snouts. there is yipping.)

 

-a peculiar situation is happening. the doge, a natural enemy, is behaving friendly towards us?

Ushi Neko is deployed, running away at fast speeds so as to incite chasing behavior from the doges. we will test to see if they are dangerous this way.-

 

Mi? Mi??? MimimiMI??????????????????

 

-Neko curiously inspects the tiny Cat. nyat even lil Neko is that tiny. this is a mystery.-

 

(three of the dogs take off after Ushi Neko. as sled dogs, they're less fast and more enduring, but they are also big dogs,
(catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat)

(Abwind sniffspects the tiny loud. Licks it. Tastes like cat.)

 

-Ushi Neko begins to deploy at random locations, sprinting everywhere.-

 

-sniff sniff- Mi! -fluffs up. This is mi place!-

Miiiiiiiii! -wiggles under large tongue, then licks itself, affronted-

 

"Wow, haha! I've never been in company of so many animals without getting mauled before! This is nice!"

 

-bounds into the rave. Wow, so many strange cat friends! She bounces around sniffing them. Also gives the huskies a friendly nuzzle when she gets close to one. They're friends-

-something about this person is off. She cautiously sniffs a circle around him, then his foot-

 

"you and what army?" -Neko

 

-Kimo Neko gently caresses the human's shoulder with a long, spindly, leg.-