shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"People shouldn't be put in such a black and white perspective- Everyone has faults and strengths, nobody's perfect, we all make mistakes. It's a matter of if they actually intended it, and if they decide to learn from it or not. Trust should not be given unconditionally, it's earned."

"Awkward's one way to word it! Nice eye patch!"

 

Everyone gets shot, it's not like it's a BIG DEAL.
9_9

 

-jokingly-
Aw, an' now I feel all rejected.

 

the nature vs nurture argument is bullshit because its 100% nature.

 

An' this is a pan-universal pan-species truth, huh? Like t'see the studies for that one - how'd y'even set up a control group?

 

Aw big guy, I could never reject you!
^_^
^_~
[A sixty foot tall transformer isn't an insurmountable obstacle, it's a challenge.]

 

Thank you. You're a kind one.

At least I survived to tell the tale. Learned what sort of woman she really was too. Unfortunate.

Your parents must have been charming.

 

uh, simple, its obvious to everyone with sense.

 

[Glad to hear you think so] -opens a portal in the ceiling and then one under his ass. Not lined up because she´s not that mad. Yet-

 

FUCK
!_!
[He hits the ground like a fucking brick. Ow.]

 

-winks and blows him a kiss because he's shameless-

Uh-huh. Well, 'scuse me if I wanna see numbers 'stead'a a - what's the Earth English phrase? - no true Scotsman argument.

 

one, parent, singular.

two, he was a douche and yet im the best person i know, which is how i know nurture has nothing to do with it.

 

do i look scottish to you, buddy.

 

-Looks into the presumed camera like she´s in The Office-

 

-deadpan- [What? I didn´t even shoot you with a bullet]

 

Do I look like I know what in th' Pit a Scottish is?

 

(i know buddy)

(i know)

 

He shook his head, glancing away with a frown. "I wasn't always like this. I had to learn the hard way."
Bill resumed eye contact, the smile returning. "Hey, at least you're ALIVE, though!"

 

Ain't never seen that on Earth. Y'all have got some damn weird names fer logical fallacies.