shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

pretty dress yes

depression no

 

*experimentally moves his hands around, trying to figure out how exactly he seems to be stuck in midair. his hands and forarms disappear as they move past his waist, then reappear as he pulls them back up*

huh.

*he sinks into wherever his legs are, then briefly more of him appears in this plane of existing before returning to his original position*

okay.... I cannot jump high enough to get out of whatever this is.

 

And you look like a prick, but I don't call you Richard, do I?

 

-conjures up popcorn. Noms-

 

-Racks and racks of pretty dresses shoot out of the front of the FANTASY COSTCO.-

Dresses on the right side are 2 gold pieces. Dresses on the left side are 5 gold pieces. Thank you for shopping at Fantasy Cosco!

 

while i would absolutely LOve to have my tiddies outlined in enough fancy fabric to bankrupt my entire family

i am still Fucking Broke^TM

 

"Oh, she's an asshole on the wide screen too, she did let most of my blood out of my body on one occasion, but...she would ALSO do the thing Bill described." Valiska looks quite morose.

 

How exactly do I 'look like a prick'?

 

i mean ur tux doesnt even have sleeves dude

 

Fortunately I buy as well as sell! What can you offer me?

Is this a serious question?

 

*sighs* Oh.

... sorry.

It looks pretty nice, though, doesn't it?

 

"Hey, Norm, don't let it bother you. I look like a bitch. I am a bitch. I'm happy with that."

 

i can fit my entire fist in my mouth

do. do u want an honest answer

 

That's right, Norm! Don't let it bother you! Some people are just pricks that nobody likes!

 

-Queen bitch fistbunp?-

 

Interesting!

I'll buy your MOUSTACHE for 10 gold pieces!

 

"Queen bitch fistbump INDEED!"

 

WHAT NO CMON MAN

IT DOESNT EVEN DETACH

 

i mean

*The mustache has detached and he sticks it back on.*

uh

 

Yeah. I don't follow your logic.

I'm not. He just is making a really shitty argument, and I want him to realize that. And know whether by saying I look like a prick, he means I literally look like a penis or not.

... I guess...

But... people do like me!