shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

It looks like you've detached it to ME!

 

Sure!

 

"Penises have a root. You don't. You don't look like a penis."

 

u look like a vegas magician forced to do childrens birthday parties for a living but u get yelled at by the parents for keeping some of the risque jokes in

LOOK TAKE MY SHIRT OR SMTHN

I NEED THE MUSTACHE

 

*laughs* True.

... that's actually really relatable.

 

15 gold pieces!

 

what about a tiny man who hits on you

i can give you a tiny flirty man

 

Does the tiny man have resale value?

 

.........................yes

 

Does the tiny man have a soul?

 

.........................................................define 'soul'

 

Can he be used as currency if a demon comes in?

 

TOLD you!

 

eeeeeeehhhhhyes? probably?

 

Demons need to shop, too!

...2 gold pieces!

 

how much did u say the right side dresses were again

 

2 gold pieces!

 

*A flirty little man is reconjured!*

 

-Garfield holds out his hands, 2 gold pieces twinkling between his index finger and thumb.-

Thank you for selling to Fantasy Costco!

 

i feel like i just committed an atrocity slash humanoid rights violation but HEY sparkly ruffles