shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

What makes you think I sell people?

 

yeah i dont actually know if the tiny flirty man is sentient

 

That's why I offered 2 gold pieces! It's practically charity!

 

Souls are kind of inherently attached to personhood. Framed or precon, if you're selling 'em we're gonna have a problem.

 

Sometimes people sell them to me! What am I going to do with their souls?

 

Set them free to live their own lives, maybe?

 

"Kinda my job," Valiska says, cracking a smile. "Anyhow you seem to be from a related species?"

"They're Oneira's dogs, they're part of my household." She continues to play with the dogs and the thylacines. "Murderous dogs have been trained to be that way, usually by sapient animals. I'm sorry you were attacked by an animal, but these animals won't hurt anyone who isn't being intentionally threatening to people they consider part of their pack."

"I'm a very wealthy woman." Valiska shrugs.

 

That's bad business!

 

*HE'S FREE. The tiny flirty man scampers as fast as his tiny flirty legs will take him.*

*Tiny flirty kick for good measure.*

 

Oneira, Oneira... Do I know Oneira? The name sounds familiar but I can't quite remember who that is... Anyway, yeah, you know the dogs. Okay. Not that that means they couldn't also be murderous dogs, but I don't think you're too keen on the 'cold-sparked murder of innocent bystanders' thing?

Frag your business!

 

Who said anything about being attacked? I'VE never been attacked. My fears are reasonable and justified and just... smart. So smart. The smartest opinions.
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[He's pulled his beers up into the upper pool with him and is deadset on getting drunk. There's a bottle of tequila up there now too.]

 

I'm confused!

 

nah i just like having fur from time to time

i can also do raccoon and fox

HEY I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD I CAN TAKE YOU OUT OF IT

 

Here, three tiny words for your tiny organic brain: don't sell souls!

 

I'm not organic!

 

(Abwind and Mangan, meanwhile, play in the water. They are very soaked, and very unperturbed.)

 

in retrospect that was a dick thing 2 say

be free tiny douchebag

 

Oh, yeah, that's the real important point here.

 

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[As long as they are not in the water near him he will probably be fine. Maybe. He has definitely realized that water isn't the barrier he thought it would be though.]

 

He may not be 'evil', persay, but he still liked causing mischief. A grin creeps onto his face as some water floated out of the pool into the air and splashed Wrench.