shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I'm taking those 100 gold pieces as part of the deal.

Well! I'm glad we could work that out!

 

(no that was my pretty dress fund)

 

Look kid you'll still get the pretty dresses just... just let me have this for my ego.

 

(Eiffel is experimentally summoning gold coins and other small objects. He opens his mouth to point out this possibility to TNFL, but then closes it, still mad about the kitten.)

 

Valiska hands TNFL 100 more gold pieces. "Don't worry about it, kid. We know how to deal with capitalism where I'm from. If it can be reasoned with, you reason with it. If not...well, that's why we have an Imperator."

 

YO garfield mc humanface or w/e

whats the most badass thing that should never be given to a child that i can get for 100 shiny things

 

What weapons do you have proficiency in?

 

none whatsoever

 

Explosive gunsword, shoots weaponized Playboys.
^_^

 

i need one.

 

Do you care about the maiming of yourself or others?

 

do u want the answer that makes me look good or the honest answer

 

-Garfield flips through a book.-

Honesty, of course! Hmm, I think you're a LITTLE young for the Nipple Clamps Of Exquisite Pain.

 

*Slams a bag of...something metal onto the conveniently located countertop.*

 

Spoiler: gif

 

yeah get back to me on that one

do you have a flamethrower

 

I'll be with you in a moment!

I have a ring that lets you breathe fire at will for 120 gold pieces.

 

does it include immunity from mouth blisters

 

Not if you pay 100 gold pieces for it!

 

tf kind of fantasy costco doesnt sell flamethrowers

ok look if its a MAGIC flamethrower do u carry it