shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"The name's the most coherent thing about the game. After all, anthyding can hadplen when you play it!" Including bringing forth a borderline yandere sentient AI that can move through anything involving technology.

"Worked out for both of us, then."

 

... you okay there, buddy?

 

"Sure am!" Bill finally gets out of the pool, wringing his clothing out despite not really needing to and wandering on over, his cane clacking on the... whatever the floor was made out of.

 

in here its only a fact if u THINK its a fact

 

But... anthyding? Hadplen?

It sounded like something was wrong with your tongue there.

 

"Don't worry about it!" He waved his hand in dismissal.

 

*sighs* ... true.

 

He's memeing on ya bro just roll with it
[Venture, still half-asleep, is attempting to subsume Eclipse into the cuddlepile now that Nichy has gone off to be irresponsible. It's only partially working, but even part of Eclipse's lap is bigger than all of Nichy.]

 

in the #RealWorld i cant play video games w a fire sword

in the real world i also cannot spontaneously transform into chris pratt in a sparkly dress and Yet

*snop. He is now Chris Pratt in a sparkly dress.*

 

*chris pratt in a sparkly dress is hot, goddammit*

... uh, yeah. Yeah.

 

*To top it all off, sparkly dress Chris Pratt has a kitten on his shoulder.*

*Also the fire sword never went away.*

yknow what im staying like this i enjoy having chest hair

 

*sighs* Okay.

*he looks away from tnFL*

 

"YOU okay there?" He raises an eyebrow in inquiry, leaning against his cane.

 

*nervous laughter* Yeah. Yeah. I'm okay. Totally okay.

 

u scared of chris pratt or smth

 

... that's not how I'd describe how I'm feeling, but sure. Sure.

 

I for one accept the new and unavailable Chris Pratt.
*_*

 

"You sure?" He didn't sound okay so Bill would ask one more time, just in case.

 

Yeah, I'm sure.

 

"If you say so!" He drops the subject, instead focusing his attention on levitating more water out of the pool in preparation to once more splash an unsuspecting victim.