Food Fight: Mayo Discourse

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by budgie, Jan 10, 2017.

  1. Deresto

    Deresto Wumbologist

    What the fuck
     
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  2. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    as someone who eats cereal dry only, that sounds like a nightmare.

    that said link me, i want milkshakes 24/7
     
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  3. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

  4. BunjyWunjy

    BunjyWunjy Frabjous

    An ice cream place near my old house once got in trouble with the health department for selling cicada ice cream.

    (I was mostly mad that I never got to try it)
     
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  5. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Last year was the 17-year cicada year in my area, and a restaurant I visit a lot did a special called the Cicada Surprise. The description was, "Surprise! Contains no cicadas!"
     
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  6. BunjyWunjy

    BunjyWunjy Frabjous

    a little off topic but is it weird that every few years we get inundated with huge screaming bugs emerging from the ground and perching on every available surface?
     
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  7. liminal

    liminal I'm gonna make it through this year if it kills me

    One of my earliest vivid memories from my childhood was soon after my parents divorced. I was about 5 or 6 years old. I asked for a mayonnaise sandwich for lunch and my mom told me there was no such thing as a mayonnaise sandwich.
     
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  8. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants feral mom energies

    I'm honestly weirded out that some people live in places where summer isn't always Cicada Noise Season, tbh. Here you either learn to tune it out, find it soothing, or go crazy.
     
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  9. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    I'm still getting used to cicadas. Not really a big thing in WA, but certainly they're in upstate NY and HOLY SHIT ILLINOIS WHAT IS YOUR ISSUE WITH CICADAS!!!
     
  10. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

  11. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    * bangs fists on table * Let people put what they want on a pizza!!
     
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  12. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

    The story's formatting is pretty messed up on my phone but regardless...
    Iceland no, iceland pls, let me have my dumb zza with ham bits and pineapple bits

    Edit: wait i dont live in iceland. Iceland, give me your best pineapple pizza?
     
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  13. BunjyWunjy

    BunjyWunjy Frabjous

    First they ban pineapple, then sardines. SLIPPERY SLOPES, PEOPLE
     
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  14. Deresto

    Deresto Wumbologist

    Wait, that article says he was also asked if hot dogs are a sandwich. No??? I didnt even know that was a thing people thought
     
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  15. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    ... They are a sandwich, though.
    Breakfast cereals are also soup.
     
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  16. Hey speaking of sandwiches, what is the right kind of jam or jelly to put on a PB&J sandwich?
     
  17. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    The kind you like best. Blackberry or marionberry for me.
     
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  18. Deresto

    Deresto Wumbologist

    Same!
     
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  19. Deresto

    Deresto Wumbologist

    Hot dogs are as much a sandwich as waffles are a pancake.
     
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  20. BunjyWunjy

    BunjyWunjy Frabjous

    if you fold a pizza in half, is it a sandwich or a calzone?
     
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