shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Bill hides behind Norm in a comical matter, especially so due to his height making it exceedingly difficult to hide behind anyone. "Do I want to know?"

He waved the tall cat farewell. He would miss that cat.

 

"you can buy 90 cans of PONOS brand cat food for only $3.99!"

 

That just makes me all the more likely to show up! I can be a real pain in the ass. Gwahahahaha!

Who, human?

Yes.

 

arent you the fucker who stole my boyfriend. dont talk to me.

 

You dare attempt to order around Mara, The Evil One? Know your place, lowly human!

 

all im hearing is some homewrecker running its...does that even count as a mouth.

 

"Nope." He shakes his head, refusing to move out from his sort-of-hiding spot behind @Norm the Genie at this point in time.

"Given its' appearance it's probably better not to think too hard about that."

 

*sighs* Please don't.

*smiles*

*bill is being really cute*

Probably not.

 

you couldve at least clapped because that was a killer line.

 

So how about you wank yourself to your own brilliance instead of me, then?

 

dont flatter yourself, buddy.

 

You're the one that hit on me.

 

because the line only works as a comeback. wasnt ACTUALLY hitting on you.

 

You sure about that?

 

sprout some legs and ill consider it.

 

... well, then, I'm never sprouting legs.

 

good, you couldnt pull them off.

 

*low growl*

*his tail turns into legs*

 

yikes.

*Eyebrow raise, passive-aggressive glance away.*

 

*tries to do a confident sashay*

*trips and falls on his ass a few seconds in*