shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

this isnt even enough for a pity-fuck. definitely wasnt hitting on you, mate.

 

Good. 'Cause I'm not interested.

 

sure, buddy. youre totally the one turning me down and im not saying that just to make you feel better about your chicken legs or anything.

 

Not. Interested.

 

little weird how you keep repeating that, dont you think?

 

Do not blame me for your own lack of appeal, worthless human.

Gaze upon my magnificence! Gwahahaha!

 

Little weird how you keep on not getting the point, don't you think?

 

owvned.

 

Burned.

 

little weird how you feel the need to drive that point in so hard.

 

dunked on

 

oh, so blatant PUBLIC infidelity is funny now, huh?

 

Well, maybe I wouldn't have to if you were less of a horny idiot!

 

and yet i got you to grow legs when not two minutes earlier you said you were never going to do it.

whos the idiot now?

 

That was out of spite.

 

Hard is the only way to drive in your point!

 

but your spite changed directions COMPLETELY depending on what you THOUGHT i didnt want you to do.

 

*Sniffle.*

 

*chants the kama sutra to try banishing mara*

*it didn't work the first time but... he figures it's better than doing nothing*

That's how spite works.

 

doesnt make you any less of an idiot for playing directly into my hands.