April's Brain Journal

wait i posted that in the wrong thread DAMMIT

 

prepares to gif some choice angor rot reaction gif moments because there is a Dearth

 

the expression in this gif encompasses my entire existence rn pretty much

 

changing my usertitle from 'eat your monsters' to 'whose baby is this' because i've been laughing over 'angor rot: whose baby is this' for Days

(also noting here the switch from 'customer service vandagyre.png' to 'angor rot looking pathetically hopeful right before his dreams are crushed in front of him')

(I LIKE RECORDING ICON/TITLE CHANGES OKAY)

 

ALSO GOD DAMN IT THIS PICTURE IS MAKING ME LAUGH LIKE AN IDIOT



'don't talk to me or my son ever again'

 

brain: attempt sexythoughts involving horns

brain: trolls don't have nipples and humans don't have horns so what if trolls think nipples are supposed to be like horns and get weirded out by them

me: oh

 

note to self, also: try to expand on the thoughts i'm having re: growth of communities vs splintering of communities, why i'm so much more comfortable having three vent threads to bounce between and shitpost in despite how much my brain wants things to be organized, etc, when i don't have work in 15 minutes.

(i do really enjoy the recent trend of socializing via vent thread shitposts when people are down for that. it's just Pleasing to Me. maybe because it's a strictly personal space and my brain isn't yelling 'STAY!! ON!! TOPIC!! THIS THREAD IS A THING TO CREATE' because guess what shitposting is already on topic in my vent threads, along with whatever else crosses my mind :D)

 

Spoiler: selfcare whinging, nsfw ment. and tmi

want to go home, collapse straight into bed, and sleep for a year

want to go home, put all my clothes and blankets in the washer, and take a nice long shower

want to go home, settle in, and shitpost with rowan

want to go home and jerk off at great length

want to go home and sleep for a year

too many things why i gotta choose 8(

 

there should be a word for 'not actually mad or intending insult, just good-naturedly salty and feel like shitposting about it, but going to quarantine it anyway in case it would upset people,' because



THAT'S WEAK, SON, FUCK THE TROLL OR GO HOME

 

THATS SOME WEAK SHIT WE FUCK TROLLS LIKE MEN HERE IN THIS FANDOM

(i know the feel omfg honestly.)

 

IF YOU'RE NOT STICKING YOUR DICK IN A ROCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING

(i feel it omg, i had similar feels about that trollhunter!blinky post that was like 'yea he would totally be terrified of everything' bc please, dear poster, if anything he would be an overeager leeroy jenkins who survives by pure luck and is totally oblivious to the actual danger and it would be fucking hilarious)

 

UR DOING IT WRONG IF YOU DONT STICK UR DICK IN THE ROCK, THATS WHAT

(oh my god yeah. i mean i absolutely love the fandom anyways cuz i haven't seen that much anti activity, and it's nice, but also please come on Blinky would be the most Leeroy Jenkins possible.)

 

SOMETHING SOMETHING THAT MALACHITE DILDO

(yeah!! pretty much exactly, i bear zero ill-will toward the person and it's not, like, Important to Me to Correct Them On It, it's just fun to go nOOOOOOOOO COME ON NO in private for giggles)

 

May I put this in out of context? also dammit y'all I know I'm gonna get sucked in if I watch this show but Temptation

 

WATCH IT WATCH IT WATCH IT

 

GO WITH BLESSING MY FRIEND

if you get pulled into the vortex be prepared to cry over how good the changelings and trolls are, and also nomura's cute little hoofs and all the adorable troll noses

(also be ready for Painful Teenager Romance. i'm so so sorry)

 

ALSO BE READY TO GET KICKED IN THE HEART BY AT LEAST ONE VILLAIN BECAUSE HOLY SHIT

 

to-do:



an edit of this but with the 'nut' button

 

oh my god

 

Spoiler: fandom saltin', LORD JESUS WHAT HAVE MY EYES LAID UPON

okay, look, i try to live and let live when it comes to humanization headcanons, but also GENERIC BUFF POUTY WHITE BOY HUMAN!ANGOR: EXTREMELY CURSED IMAGE