shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

That was a cool thing you made. But maybe be more careful in here. That kinda radiation is bad for people like me, if they're less like me.

 

Bill reappears into the dreamspace in a flash of light, his mouth open as if he were in the middle of saying something. He pauses and looks around before laying down on the ground, a barely audible sigh escaping him.

 

私は今日カルトに参加しました。

 

...? -headtilt, looks down at him-

 

Hm? Oh, my apologies-- Unicron talks half in asides and it's so damn contagious.

You alright down there?

 

A bad habit one developes in exile. It is the way of those stuck being onlookers for long. Are you sure it is me who is contagious, nephew?

[The inappropriate fondness only grows with how tired The Unspoken seems. Dammit.]

 

Maybe it's the black holes that are contagious! Nasty fraggers, they are, even when you know how to get back out again.

 

Indeed. Doubly so when you need a while to figure this skill out.
[He grins.]

 

You weren't supposed to figure it out, that was the point! Though I wouldn't put it past you to recreate the Swords, 'separating' is close enough to your purview... [He chuckles.] Imagine that, a universe with twelve Lieges and a Prime instead of the other way around! It exists somewhere now that I've thought of it, I'm sure.

 

I refuse to contemplate this in depth. You lot are a lot of trouble, having one responsibility is more than good enough.

 

Of course you refuse, this you isn't much keen on company! This me is much more Primus' influence than yours, I'm too chaotic for your court even if you did want someone besides that pretty little Devisen bruiser.

 

At least you see reason on your own. Though I am sure there are a lot worse options than you to have in a court.

 

You could have Amalgamous.

 

... Are you fighting again?

 

Oh, no, he's just by far the most chaotic of us left and would likely get under your plating within half a cycle.

 

If you say so. At least Amalgamous is predictably unpredictable.

 

-A kitten pads over to Unicron-
Hello!

 

see THERES the robot kitten kid

whose kid is that

 

I have stuff to do you know! I can´t always be here!

 

Mine, why?