shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by This Was A Triumph, Dec 11, 2016.

  1. bourasqueIndwell

    bourasqueIndwell Ilma Nordwind, Mage of Breath [18+]

    (Ilma makes a strangled noise between sob and laughter)
    I got away.

    (There is a vision unfolding around Ilma:

    A checkerboard land.
    A deep gash, maybe a metre across, but almost too far for Ilma's wounded companion.
    The sound of airplanes overhead.

    The sight of multiple bomb rings dropping right onto them)
     
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  2. gnomonAugury

    gnomonAugury Fedina Oscine, Mage of Time |18+

    Well that phucking sucks.
     
  3. Narcissus

    Narcissus buddy, they vwont evwen let me fuck it.

    solution is to join the obsidian royalty.
     
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  4. Hey You

    Hey You 11 years old

    If you die can I eat the wood in your legs?
     
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  5. bourasqueIndwell

    bourasqueIndwell Ilma Nordwind, Mage of Breath [18+]

    (The vision abruptly shifts to looking out from a battered door frame onto a battlefield riddled with shrapnel. The closer to the center of explosion you go, the larger the damage is. Ground and farms torn up as if they were paper.)

    (Ilma solemnly raises both middle fingers in Narcissus direction.)

    If you want to be trapped forever in the realm of the fae, forever hungering and never being sated, for food, for freedom, for rest, then be my guest.
     
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  6. Narcissus

    Narcissus buddy, they vwont evwen let me fuck it.

    *Lifts a single, unharmed leg. zz:)*
     
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  7. Vector Prime

    Vector Prime Primax 1005.24 Gamma

    [Vector just sort of... blinks down at all the organics. What is even going on anymore? This is why he stays out of individual affairs, he keeps missing things.]

    ...@Hey You, would you like me to let you down or are you comfortable up here?
     
  8. Hey You

    Hey You 11 years old

    You're just human.
     
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  9. Hey You

    Hey You 11 years old

    No, I'm fine. You're like a big ol' unclepal.
     
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  10. bourasqueIndwell

    bourasqueIndwell Ilma Nordwind, Mage of Breath [18+]

    (Congratulations you just got Ilma to flip the fuck out.)
    (She is floating, glowing, and has a lot of wind and electricity around her. Her fans are out, and look pretty dang sharp. With each passing second, she looks less human and more... like a bug, really. Faceted eyes. Iridescent wings. Antennae. Sharp teeth, although that's not typically a bug feature. She flings a sharp wind edge in Hey You's direction with one of her fans.)

    (Mun note: Congrats, you hit Ilma's single biggest trigger)
     
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  11. calicosAssassin

    calicosAssassin ex imperial orphaner

    is all of your kind capable of doing that because if so vwhy havwe i been putting up vwith your ugly mammalian asses for this long.
     
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  12. Vector Prime

    Vector Prime Primax 1005.24 Gamma

    [Frowning, Vector spawns a shield around himself (and thus still Hey You); the wind breaks apart before it gets close to them, as if passing over a windshield.] While that's an interesting transformation, the fighting really isn't necessary.
     
  13. Hey You

    Hey You 11 years old

    Nice imagination.

    -She sticks out a tongue.-
     
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  14. Berit Suranavellan

    Berit Suranavellan grin and berit | 18+

    (Berit fade-steps back and pulls up a barrier around herself. Sure looks like some new weird kind of abomination, but she hasn't done anything yet...)
     
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  15. Hey You

    Hey You 11 years old

    Like, seriously, you've got some weirdsy windsy stuff going on, but you're not a fairy. I'm smelling straight human from you. You can try and eat babies under the ice all you want but all you'll be is a cannibal. Cannibalism is generally frowned upon except in starvation cases, yanno?
     
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  16. Vector Prime

    Vector Prime Primax 1005.24 Gamma

    Fairies can be different things in different worlds, Hey. Maybe she is a fairy in the world she's from! Those fairies might not be anything like the fairies you know.
     
  17. Hey You

    Hey You 11 years old

    I dunno any fairies but if she really WAS one she wouldn't be this pissed.

    -She smiles thinly.-
     
  18. Vector Prime

    Vector Prime Primax 1005.24 Gamma

    Can you say for certain that no fairy in any universe anywhere was ever prideful to the point of overreaction about their species?
     
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  19. gnomonAugury

    gnomonAugury Fedina Oscine, Mage of Time |18+

    Who phucking cares iph shes a phairy or not, Im pretty sure we stop being phucking real when we end up in the Game anyways.
     
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  20. james dean with fins

    james dean with fins greased up and ready to go

    uh, no, im vwery sure im real.
     
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