shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Why are you calling me by a name I have not heard since I was a child? That's a child's name. No adult would let anyone outside of her pride call her that. I am Beijada Valisseira. The humans used to call me Vasilissa sometimes. The one I loved was known to call me Lissa, and from him, that was acceptable. In private, even endearing.

I am not called Valiska, and I assure you I am very dead. There was a laboratory accident.

 

"Whatever the circumstance, it looks like today's going to be eventful, one way or another." He gives a shrug, his gaze trailing over to them in curiosity.

"It's possible this is another alternate-universe type of deal? Hi there!"

 

... so, uh, I guess you're one of those alternate versions Ford was talking about, yeah?

*sighs* That's for sure.

 

-Lacuna pokes CC.-

You didn't see the video, riiiight~?

 

She doesn't know what to think. He's like Will, much larger than the vessel he's overflowing, but...she can't see where the chains are.

Did you do that to yourself voluntarily, or did someone like my bashert bind you, too?

 

She raises an eyebrow.

You are calling him Ford? Even I didn't call him that, except when we were alone. And I held his life in my hands more than once. I should probably have killed him like they paid me to, but...I couldn't. Which is probably why I am here, and not in the arms of my dark Mother.

 

G͏͖̜̝e̞̬̙̜̖t̤͙͠ͅ.̸̰ ̺̪̥̥̥͇̫O̺͔͜ų̭̝t̪̗̜̞̭̤̭.̺͟

 

"It makes for some interesting moments, at least?"

"Completely voluntary, I assure you. And.... Bind- who are you talking about that would..?" His voice took a nervous tone, the smile on his face falling and a pit in his stomach aching.

 

Yeah, I'm calling him Ford. Everyone calls him Ford. Just like everyone calls the other you Valiska.

I'm not calling your... Stanford Pines... Ford, though. I'm calling the one I know, a different one, Ford.

 

There may be a universe in which you can tell me what to do, but we've not found it yet, kitling.

Perhaps you should be glad you don't know.

 

*floats beside wilhelm*

*offers his hand for wilhelm to hold*

 

He spots Will, and upon listening to the conversation developing, he puts 2 and 2 together, his expression now one of horror. His form started to flicker out of view as terror gripped his chest to the point it made breathing difficult, and so his body tried to wake him up. Eventually it succeeded as he phased out of the dreamscape for the time being.

 

because if i DID, i wouldnt even BE a wizard because id be too busy kissing everyone elses butts to do magic.

(also i live with someone VERY closely aligned with darkness and hed win if i gave in.)

 

She shakes her head.

Why would anybody do that to themselves? He doesn't need to be afraid of me, though. I bear him no ill-will. I'm simply curious.

Curiosity killed the cat. I know. I was the cat in question.

 

That's dark and ominous but don't.

 

Y̵̩͇̞̹͎̦̱o̰͓̘̤̫̰̘͢u͔̙͕͢ s͇̻͇c̲͕̕a̯̯̣̜̹̗ŕ͍̪̞̪ͅed͉̦͕̫ͅ ̛̥̤̦͓t̴͈͇̠̝̘h͎͝e̖͚̩̤͍̭̟ ̀o̷̫t̠͉͚ẖ̵̳̝̺͔̪ḛr̸̮ ̡͉͕̠̪̱̫̱o͔̮̘͍͘n̠̻ͅẹ̪͞!͍̟̗͈̼ ̮ ̙͙̤̱Y͇͕O͕̞U҉̠͓̞͎̜ ͍̩̮͇D̩̦̤̲̺̫ÌD̨̼͕̠͙̲̱ ̺͉͎̟̦͇͢T͜HI̜̳̜̖̺͎̥S̞̙̪̥̼!͓̳̙ͅͅ ̶̳̻̼̪ ̗̗̼Y͕o͔͈̜̫̣̣̯ú̱ ̸͙̹͎͈̭̥n̡e̟̕v̬̙̬̠̕e̙̱̙͇̗̘͜r̳̫͚ ̩à̭̳͎̲͈̼̖d͙̹̺̺m̥̩̪̹͎̤it ͝i̝͜t͙̬͍͔!̜
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̡̥̩̞͓͚Y̷͉̟̺͍o̗̳͔̘u̪̪̪̮ ̖͡ș̢a̶i̦̯̺͖͚ͅḓ ̤̺̟̘̟͚y̼o̱̗͓̥̰u͎̦̟̰̟͜ͅ ͎͍͕̣̠̱͉ò̳̯̱̖w̴̭̫̮̦̙n̢e̶̻̟̹̞͙͎̮d ̲͍̯͓͎͇̝h̸̲͙i҉m̭̟̭̬̥ b̮͇u̝t̠̼̙̲̠͢ ̨̮̟̭̠̯͚̩y̨͇̠̘o̡͕̙̞u̠͔͎̹͔͘ ̳̩̕n̡̖͙̦̼e̜͈̬̼̤̟͜v̧̮̱̻̗͈è̯̼͙̲̯r̘͕͔͇̯ ̬͖̟͈s̛̱̤͙ͅt̜̝̟͢o̫p̞͕͓p̭͚̝̦̱̖͟e̩͙̠͜d̤͈̹̪̭͉͝ ̝̻͚̺ḥ̘̮͓͠ìm̯,͓̻̕ ͉̱͙͜n̪̮̞̩̖̪e̬̻̲͠v̬͔͎̲e̻͘r͈͓̖̟!͎
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͖̲͈̘̖̠W̞̼h̗̥̗a̝̻̪͇͍͓͠t̫͖̫̘͍̹͇͠ ̙̪͕̱̙͈́w̨͇͉̜a̤̣̲s̰̪͔̻̣̤ ̝̝W̘͓̰͝R͚̫̝̖͓͚O͔͚̠̘NG̟̝ ̠̠̹̣ẉ̺̲i͙͜ͅt̷̼̩͚h̤͕ ̧̣̤y̞̪͎̣̰̠̹o̟̹̘͎͓͈̜͠u̬̪͚͘?̮̻̻̮̱̟͍̕

 

Attachment.

 

Dunno if you've noticed but you're giving off some pretty scary vibes. And binding's not really a topic for polite company, you know...

 

I don't got the first clue what you're talkin' 'bout, darlin', so I guess not.

 

I'm really nothing to fear. I got so attached to my life I can't even find my way back to where I belong. I even gave birth to a child.

Stanford is the only one who ever sees and hears me, although I think the yellow pilot might suspect. This place is interesting.