shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[seemingly out of nowhere, a small bipedal...cat-person materializes. he's tuxedo patterned and appears to be sparkling somewhat. he looks back and forth curiously, and appears to be fascinated with this place]

What's this about magic? I know a thing or five about that!

 

*sighs* Yeah, you've been pretty harmless so far.

... yellow pilot? Sunshine? He's a helmsman in your dimension?

*her dimension is now officially the Worst Ever, according to him, anyway*

 

Oh, BULLSHIT! You don't know WHERE you belong!

-Clover glowers.-

 

Sunshine? No.

I think his name was Mituna, once.

 

She regards the child calmly.

I died. I am supposed to be with my Mother.

I can only assume She won't have me, because I failed. He was not a Tempter, but he tempted me anyway.

 

Buuuullshit. Sorry you weren't a good enough disposable tool, I guess!

 

He made me love my life. Attachment and desire are the root of all suffering, and he taught me to desire so well that I can't leave him even now.

 

I think the greaser guy, Cronus, used to try to do magic, but his dimension wasn't magical so it didn't work out, and now he's embarrassed about it. And Laverna, the pale blonde, she does colour magic. And Vali's a ghost. And I'm a genie.

Is any of that like the magic you know a thing or five about?

*sigh of relief* I guess the world is bigger than I thought...

 

You need help cutting yourself off? I can give you THAT.

-She sneers.-

 

H̝͍̕e ̸s̴̟̞͙̟̭e͙̙͎̖̝̪̱͟d̠̤̯̜̼uç͕̱̹e̷͈͓̰̙̺d̰͜ ̹͔̲̫̮͠y͍͍̮o̫̹͎̯̭ư ̜͙͙̖̣͜s̯ơ͙̬̠̺ ͚̩͕͖̘y̸̻óu̦̜̲ͅ w̙̞̤͓͕̥͎͞o̜̱͍u̮͖͎͚̗̰͓l͚̤̺̤̟̥d̟̤̹n̺͔̕'̙̟̯̹̰̫̼t͚̩̳̣͔ ͈̝̼ͅk̝̱̗i̟̘͝l̖̬l͚̲̲̹͍͘ ͇̲͓̬̰͈͔͜h̟͖̥̹͕̖̰ḭ̟̻̲̪́m҉.̨̱͓̯̹

 

Buddy you shut the fuck up right now.

 

-she approaches and reaches into his chest. He's not a magi or channeller, but things translate. Color is Color is color, and souls are souls. She pulls out a blobby light-point, throbbing with Violet. This is palpable, like loosing consciousness writ small. She'll only take the one heart, if he presses. If he's polite she might let him keep it.-

 

@Cronus J. Ampora i herd u liek sanic the hedgehog vore

 

i dont know what this means and am no longer accepting questions from the general public at this time.

 

[he preens]

A universe without magic? That's...well, I guess it's incredibly, uh, normal. Incredibly boring too, but it's not like we get to choose!

And, hmm. None of those really sound like anything I'd call it where I'm from--I specialize in electrical magic, teleportation, and the occasional card trick. [a showy wink, and a grin]

 

Electrical magic? You mean, like electricity but magical?

 

I thought electricity was ALREADY magic!

 

i dont know what YOURE talking about either. magic isnt real and ive never thought it was real.

 

It's actually some sorta science. Dunno exactly how it works, but there's direct and alternating current and batteries and shit.

*laughs* Not just a river in Egypt.

 

That's a surprisingly blatant manipulation tactic from a Cipher. -bored voice, but she's in her Sunaj armor and holding her tattoo-sword. Because dream magic, the sword has the altered crest, as does her tattoo.-