shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*Sticks out his tongue. It's had a very crude split put in.*

 

no, its a pun. 'the nile', denial.

 

Sure thing. I made it for you.

-She sips her tea.-

 

*sighs* ... that came out much dumber than it sounded in my head.

 

Oh. Are you trapped in a state of nigh perpetual dreaming that is broken up by bouts of awaking into reality whereupon you die vicious deaths? If so I can understand completely.

Ohhhhh.

That is rather

Curious.

There is a river called The Nile? Odd, that. The jokes one misses when they exist in an entirely separate universe.

 

My tongue has barbs.

[he sticks his tongue out to demonstrate. either he hasn't caught on to the 'cat licking butt' joke or is deliberately ignoring it]

 

... uh, no.

 

...are you a cat?

 

Oh, well that is fortunate then.

 

yeah. the piercing got caught.

 

People pierce their tongues where you are from?

 

yeah.

 

That's not what I'd call being trapped in a lamp and forced to grant the wishes of everyone who rubs it.

 

Not just any cat. I'm a jellicle. And a magician, at that!

 

What? As like a genie? Good Gods, that sounds miserable. I stand corrected.

I

See.

My confusion about what a jellicle is aside, you practice arcane arts then? I do myself, as they exist where I am from. It is less that I myself am magical, as it is that I have objects that are. Things touched by the Gods can produce interesting effects, many of which seem impossible at first. I have a charming little slug that summons forth tentacles from beyond when he is rubbed. He is an augur of glorious Ebrietas and I have taken to calling him Augie.

Odd.

 

damn i switch 2 sparkly dress chris pratt for ten minutes and my spot as the Resident Furry is taken

smh

 

*COUGH.* (phrasing.)

 

*sighs* Yeah. A genie. And it does suck.

 

also it smells like teen angst in here

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Oh.

My apologies. I've presumed incorrectly twice now.