shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I'll just have to carry you then. In the prettiest cramped recon cockpit you ever did see frag you I'll get reupholstered and everything. :P

 

holy slag reupholstered, that's the big guns, what are you doing proposing to me?

 

You want effort you'll get effort bro go big or go home

 

swoon.
-He crashes to the floor in a loud clatter-

 

[Snickering, Venture sits down by Scanner. Nothing to see here, just two giant robots chilling on the floor.]

 

[Scanner whispers, between laughs:] gross you like me.

 

[Still laughing and fluttery:] gross you like me back

 

[He throws an arm over his optics, mouth an unhappy line]
Guess I do.

 

[His wings still, though he's careful to keep them perked up. Worried? Who's worried? Maybe if he just keeps rolling with the joke he can pretend he didn't just step on a whole new landmine.] holy slag
I have been blessed

 

Yeah with afthead-affection.

 

achievement unlocked: senpai noticed me

 

are we doig the senpai thing again? You haven't even made me a bento box yet? Senpai is starving. Where's my cherryblossoms toast food stuffs?
[Someone has only a very rudimentary understanding of anime tropes it seems]

 

[Venture appearifies a bento.]

Spoiler: It is robot-sized and also possibly made of plastic and random rocks and metals.

I can do cherryblossoms but honestly dude they are a pain in the aft to get out of joints

 

What the frag, it's beautiful, I can't eat that it's a work of art. How dare you.

 

Wow rude I made this for you
Now I'm gonna get flower petals on both of us just outta spite
[Despite this, he is not summoning Cherry Blossom Hell (yet).]

 

If I get buried in deathmetal organic waste and get my vents clogged so hard I offline from overheating that'll be a suitable end. Frag me up bro.

 

one metalocalypse burial coming right up my dude
[Suddenly, there are trees walling the robot chill zone off from the rest of the rave, though someone could still walk up between them if they were so inclined.]

Spoiler: The trees seem to have infinite flowers, because these petals aren't running out any time soon.

 

[weak thumbs-up from the pile of pink garbage]

 

*Well, the professional bootlicking is working. Maybe a little too well.*
alright, alright, fine, sorry. didnt mean to snap at you, just been having a VERY tough day. (maybe you know how to make it better.)

 

id love to be your therapist and it doesnt annoy me at all, tell me about your childhood.