shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

So you admit that magic is fake, got it.

 

-That was odd. Mabel files that away and curtsies cutely.-

I'm the Marvelous Mabel Pines, Magician Extraordinaire! Shows are every Sunday in May, June, July, and August, with special holiday shows, of course!

 

it ISNT FAKE.

 

Then prove it.

 

i CANT.

 

She sighs.

Mason and Alex do shows as well. Or...they did.

 

*A completely normal and ordinary adult female American Kestrel alights on the back of a chair*

 

You haven't even tried, all I hear is "can't can't can't" What are you, vosian?
Anyway if you can't prove it's real, magic is fake.

 

i dont have to prove anything when youre VERY clearly aligned with darkness.

 

I'm an autobot, glitchbrain.

 

-Mabel glances over at the fight and makes her way over, beaming.-

If it's magic you want to see, no need to look any further!

 

bet youve been communicating with the dark lord too.

go away.

 

Actually no, I want to see the sad little organic cry.
Nice try begging for attention though, I'm sure it'd work if I was more stupid.

 

Keep telling yourself that. If everyone who dislikes you is evil that means you're evil too yknow.

 

what?? i dont dislike myself.

 

It's okay, you can just admit it. It's very understandable.

 

but i dont.

 

No one likes a liar, kid.

 

That's pretty rude! What'd he ever do to you?

 

*Flaps up to perch on the robot because it's a higher vantage point.*