shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

also i literally sold a man for a pretty dress i could have gotten for free

that happened dont forget that

IN CONCLUSION: do u Want a callout post i can prove w/o a doubt that i am the Worst

 

see, when we had two of them, it was nice and thematic. mirror images and shit. three is just too many.

 

Do you then show the results to all of them?

 

"I don't," says Alex. "You're obviously neither pathetic nor stupid, but I'm worried about you. I probably shouldn't be, but..." She shakes her head. "God, you're even more paranoid than Ford on three nights without sleep!"

 

uh i mean

like...............two

 

Nah. Three's a perfect number. It's wishes and fairy tales and triangles... no, wait, you're right. Three is the worst.

Results or people?

 

Mabel shakes her head, then runs over to the two of them before they can throw another magic or physical punch. "Hey. Mabel here. Stop fighting! What the heck is going on here?"

 

people

it forces u to analyze ur own pathetic life if u run the same group of former grudges against each other twice in a row

 

Stop making fun of me!

-Without even taking her eyes off of Alex, she throws up and hand and traps the other Mabel in a force field. No interfering!-

 

And then show the people you hate their simulated deaths?

 

yea

 

Okay, yeah, that's stone cold.

 

do i win the Being The Worst prize yet

 

You have to break the entire multiverse to get that.

 

what if i literally stole a universe does that count

 

Steal the entire multiverse, and then we'll be talking!

 

BUT ITS A REALLY GOOD UNIVERSE AND I JUST TOOK IT BC THE GUY WHO MADE IT WAS MEAN 2 ME

 

Okay, that wasn't cool. Mabel no longer thinks being in a bubble is anything even remotely resembling fun. She takes a knitting needle out of her bag and pops it.

 

You have not graduated Evil University yet, kiddo.

 

ok i lied its a pretty shitty universe but i like it

u were mean to me so now u get No Universe