shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"Infinite universes means infinite possibilites!" He gestures with his arms enthusiastically before resting them back on the cane, which had somehow stayed standing in place where it was.

 

Good morning! Lele AU children. Flow! Thank you. crazy No. Your life ... death. What do you want to do? people! There are many things ... Now my life. I always thought I could catch. Did not we? My best. Yes, one year. you are ... I am the Lord. New ... Devil people. plan. one year.

 

"I guess that's true." Jezebel shrugs. "I want to be in the one where my cousins and I survive."

 

"...thanks?" Mason shrugs, a little embarrassed.

 

Alex laughs. "Now you know how Wendy felt."

 

"Survive?" Bill inquires curiously, sitting down against a wall.

 

"The president doesn't believe it because he's a stupid orange cracker," Jezebel says quietly, "but the aliens are not here to help us. At all."

 

Mason shrugs. "Russians didn't get what they wanted, he's got to have someone to hack him a second term."

 

u......................were Not supposed to hear that

WHOOPs

 

hey everybody. I don't know who any of you are. on account of my small brain and memory issues. but I am a seagull. you can call me. "Seagull". and I am back from the vacation that I gave myself. that I earned by being the best seagull I could be. but now I have a question. and since thinking is not my "strong suit". I thought maybe I should. "outsource"

how does a hypothetical bird (not me. I'm a real bird). go about creating a "Seagull Activism Group". to defend against slander. libel. and air rifles.

time is of the essence. hypothetically

 

Barricade riots and political poetry, philosophical writing, that kidn of thing, tend to be good first steps.

 

kill someone important!

 

Kill everyone important to the other side : ) Saves time on cleanup later.

 

no it doesnt, corpses are HARD to clean up. they start to explode after a while!

 

If the corpses are still exploding after you carpetbomb the place, your weapons engineers haven't been doing their jobs.

 

vwe dont havwe vweapons engineers!

 

Well there's half your problem. Scientists usually like test subjects to play with, and know a fair few things about corpse disposal. Or the experiments are corpse disposal. Either way.

 

i think youre thinking of necrophiliacs and vwevwe got SOME of those but they aint too helpful.

 

Well, those too, but they don't generally care for corpse disposal. Preservation, maybe.

 

Mason winks at totally not FL. "It's okay," he says, very softly. "I made a fool of myself over Gwendolyn Northwest for ages. Alex and her sister Grendella teased me about it constantly, which...I suppose I deserved. I used to whisper stuff where she could hear it, too. At least you only did it the once."