shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Oh no he's fragging brilliant. The whole reality being on frie thing is a feature, not a bug.

 

No... that sounds like a bug, unless he specializes in doing that on purpose in order to 'cheat'.

 

[He raises his hands placatingly, grinning]
That sure is my name an' my old department. Don't'cha worry, my mech, I'm jus' playin'. Didn't mean no offense.

 

Ain't cheating just because it makes the 'cons cry.
But yes I think most of that is stuff he does on purpose. I think. It's hard to tell from afar.

 

(A different Eiffel skids into the Rave. He's dressed in significantly less modern clothes, carrying a big staff on his back, and has a red .. paint mark? Birthmark? Bloodstain? It's difficult to tell - across the bridge of his nose. In short, he is a Purple Eiffel, distinctly ill-suited future champion of Kirkwall.)

Hi. Yes. So. Not the best of introductions, I know, but have any of you seen a REALLY angry elven woman, about yea high - like, normal elf height, you know - who would be, uh, glowing? Not in a demony way. No demons or even magic involved, no one here is a mage and neither is she, but it's still really important that I find her before she.. breaks.. anything?

 

Far as I know, he specializes in doin' things so crazy neither side wants him in play - a deterrent, I s'pose. Either that or if you wanna win an' don't give a frag 'bout the cost - that was pretty common.

 

-She narrows her optics and thinks.-

I think I disapprove.

 

Yes, I was built on Cybertron, what gave me away? The allegiance or the references I've already made to our old culture?

[The smile is back, arsenic-sweet; he has the little fang mods so popular among frontline 'cons.] None taken, dear. Yet.

[Amused:] Oh, yes, we just quiver with fear whenever he brings new toys to the field. One could argue he's made a weapon of his very name at his point.

 

-he shrugs-
As far as I cna tell that's never stopped him before, but knock yourself out I guess? Maybe write him a letter, make it real vicious and hateful. Maybe he'll even read it.

 

Er...

It's just polite conversation! Some people got built in space, you know. Triage is a decepticon but I don't think he'd call himself Cybertronian.

 

[He seamlessly slips back into the dance, 'wings' angled flirtily] So if y'ain't sellin', are ya interested in buyin'?

 

Look I don't really need to know about pronographic looking cons wetting the berth, that so ain't my kink.

 

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*PHWEEEEEEEET.*

 

Well, that's fair. Who's Triage, again, besides 'a Decepticon'? That's so terribly vague a description.

If you've anything interesting I could be convinced to trade. Have you heard what Deathsaurus has been up to recently?

[No response is given but the same smile he turned on Ratio earlier.]

 

He's me and Stentato's other trinemate! And Stentato is my twin, obv. Triage is a doctor! He taught himself because nobody was sending doctors on 'disposable missions' so I think that's really great and everyone else involved in trying to stop him from that can go fuck themselves.

 

I have not in fact! Which means it likely hasn't happened yet, given that I've got my fingers in everythin', but! That ain't matterin' now. Gimme. The. Deets.
[He props his chin up on his hand]

 

Who's Deathsaurus oh man.

 

"Engineering is good," Alex says, "but massive amounts of stabbing on an apocalyptic scale was kind of what I had in mind."

 

Thiiiiis handsome motherboard fragger right here~

Spoiler: pic

 

...

What the frag that's the coolest frame I've ever? Seen???