shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Ah, alright, so that's how trining works with your setup. I quite agree-- whatever he was built for, we need medics too badly to fuss about who exactly is doing the work.

You can have 'deets' when you provide something worth paying for, dear.

A 'traitor' who stole a warship to go play pirate in the outer rim, coincidentally doing a fair bit more for the Cause over the course of a few centuries than high command did for a good while longer.

 

I KNOW RIGHT?
Pits he's so fraggin' dreamy

 

u kno im not even a robotfucker and id go full mechashota for that sweet bastard

 

Okay okay okay I might be totally off on this but...

Does his alt have two heads or is my convoluted understanding of singlet alts messing with me?

 

So~ d'ya want the stuff that'd land me on the DJD's hit list if they knew I had it or the vanilla fare, my mech?
[He waggles his optic ridges]

 

He sounds cool! I mean as long as this isn't DJD type stuff he was doing. Is he good as a person?

 

[He raises his optic ridges.] You couldn't afford my time, and I don't hire out to organics anyway.

I don't believe it does-- something odd about jaw construction I think, though he could certainly have had a rebuild in the time since he left.

Have anything our new glorious leader wouldn't want getting out?

 

I wouldn't know, dear, I've never met the mech. By most accounts he does right by his crew, at least.

 

Hmmm.

I'm going to be honest, I've got no idea what you turn into and I'm not going to ask. The clues for singlets and devisens are so different!

 

I'm not terribly common anymore and that's all you need to know. [He shrugs.] I haven't got external kibble besides my armor while in root, it's difficult for even other singlets to guess what I am. Nothing to do with where you're from.

 

I don't think you'll have any trouble guessing what we turn into, even though we're not singlets. You might have trouble if you were going off of Stentato, though!

 

Well it's not officially verified but i've got a rumor or two.
[He twirls a dataslug between his fingers. Sorry Starscream, rumors about your inadvisable decisions with regards to engex, possible hallucinations of dead autobots and potential self-service in relation to the first two factors are not as hard to come by as you might like.]

 

D --> I know
D --> I may disapprove of the recreational usage of illicit substances, but I trust that you have good enough judgement to stay away from the STRONG stuff

 

I haven't met Stentato, but I take it he's your twin? And the two of you share something aerial, with those wings?

'Officially verified' is 'officially boring', Ratio, I'm sure you know how much more curious rumors can get. And in turn a rumor for you--
[He leans in to whisper, too quiet for anyone but Ratio to hear:]

Spoiler: MTMTE 50+ spoilers

Deathsaurus has allied himself with the Justice Division-- to hunt down Lord Megatron himself, and end this farce of a subversion.

 

Yeah, we're a jet.

So you do spy stuff?

 

[Ratio's optics practically sparkle with wicked delight at how interesting this news is]
Pleasure makin' business with ya. Ohhhh That'll be interestin'.

 

Mmm, I'm less 'intelligence' and more 'cleanup'. One picks up skills here and there, of course, and anything useful gets passed where it needs to be, but for better or worse I've never served directly under Lord Soundwave.

 

I kind of want to meet Soundwave, but anyone high up enough in the Decepticons to be called 'Lord' is...

Honestly more than a bit intimidating?

 

what's a "poetry". what do you do with a "poetry". can a seagull make a poetry

no. I have put a lot of time and effort. into my "personal growth". and I don't want to backslide. or be seduced into a life of crime

can a seagull be protected from air rifles. with the power of a poetry

 

Awww. I like you, seagull, even if I don't make good tapping sounds like Sten'.