shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"Whoever that is, yeah, probably." He nods.

 

Whoever that is, yes! 'Good-evil mirror' universes are quite common; we call ours Sigma cluster or Shattered Glass,depending on which me you talk to. (...Please don't try to talk to Sigma Vector, he won't help you at all. Entirely different entity from Vector Sigma in most continuities, mind.)

 

It sounds like you two have no concept of weird the idea of an evil Papyrus is to me. (And probably everyone else who knows him. Though Valiska does think his spaghetti is evil.)

 

I'm afraid I can't follow crazy conspiracy bullshit it's not my native tongue. Here we LIKE speak proper alternian.
[She flicks a braid back, dismissively.]

 

You do realise there's an atmospheric multiversal translator in action here, don't you?

 

So, you didn't get Weirdmaggedon over there then? Or you just didn't comprehend it?

 

You do realize I don't give a fuck as long as the people who follow my orders aren't too, LIKE, stupid to understand what I want?

 

The population of people who follow your orders here is zero, dame.

 

I just said, speak in a way that can be LIKE comprehended, or be quiet. Where are your chains and who's your owner? Someone is obviously not keeping their zoo in order.

 

[A pair of shackles materializes in her hands]
It's okay, I have time. You will learn manners, don't you LIKE worry.

 

And who here right now follows your orders, hm?

Well! Someone's quite sheltered!

 

"Bud, I've lived for over three trillion years now so I'm pretty toned down to it." He laughs and pats Norm's back. "I think I have SOME idea by now." He says that but despite his age he's still pretty immature, making the argument he put forth pointless.

He shoots a hostile glare in her direction in warning.

 

I am Commander of a fleet of Acquisiterrorists for Her Imperious Condescension. If anyone here is sheltered it's the ones thinking She won't get to you one day and teach you your place.

 

[He laughs.] Well! Points for bravado! That would be an interesting crossover, now wouldn't it? Might even get a team-up between the deities for old times' sake!

 

[That hungry look is back and she threateningly pets Vector's plating.]
I would so love to give my prize darling helm something more interesting than our old boring ship to pilot. Something big and deadly. Somethign that will bring glory to the Empire.
How do you think somethign LIKE "Headmasters" sounds?

 

Undertows around. I want more. However, the only real Talivaa theory, the African Union, pilots Kayapalica

 

Sounds like someone else's idea, darling, and one that's been done to death. I mean, it certainly helps me out a bit if you want to play the same old tricks as other invasions have tried, but somehow I don't think that'll work too well for your side. You might get a few, sure, and it'll be tragic! But a few won't help you much.

 

Nobody owns me!

 

He pats his shoulder and frowns with a nod.

 

*smiles softly* ... thanks.