shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I don't think any of us need or want a Cronus with the power to warp space-time, but the offer is appreciated.

 

technically i already have one of those

ok i mean more technically he isnt MINE so to speak but i swiped him from someone who wasnt properly appreciating him )8<

 

You can keep him! Keep him far away from the Primax cluster, even. Bad enough I always get a few things snarled up as each new iteration figures out our powers...

 

HE WAS JUST LETTING HIM ROT..............GAVE HIM THE WORST BACKSTORY EVER..........................WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED 2 DO

 

"What is a Cronus and why on earth would I want one? Is it a robot? A new kind of bound demon?" Alex looks at TNFL quizzically. "What does it do, and what would I do with it?"

 

Well, I suppose that depends on what sort of paYment You're looking for in return.
I might not be royaltY, but I'm still nobilitY. I'm sure I've got something You'd be interested in.
[Vulcan leans against a nearby wall, her arms folded under her cleavage. She drums a few metal fingers against her other prosthetic arm.]

 

depends on the cronus we got BOTH robots (@Crobot) AND bound demons (@crocellsApostate)

its like.................a purple douche who hits on you a lot

color depends on the cronus tho but usually purple

 

Absolutely nothing else, good sir, you have committed an act of mercy! I'd just prefer that mercy stay far away from my home.

Cronus Ampora is a person from a dimensional cluster I'm not terribly familiar with, though as they tend to be self-centered and all around messes I'm not sure why anyone would want more of them. To each their own!

 

[A small little smile, appreciative. Good Clown. Best Potential Catspaw.]
See, I'm LIKE always in need of someone to keep annoying messes off my hands. I'm always so busy.

 

uh, wow, i hope you know that im a person with feelings.

 

One of any given person is exactly enough for most universes! More than one can make... problems in spaces that aren't built to handle that sort of strain.

 

"All around mess" isn't a value statement. -accusing glance at Laverna-

 

I'm ignoring you again.

 

well, it hurts my feelings all the same. THANKS for that.

 

You're welcome!

 

-shrugs- "Self-centered and all around messes" described most of my crew. I'd have considered it an astute observation more than anything.

 

that was sarcasm.

 

"No, thank you," says Alex. "I get hit on by douchebags enough already."

 

I'm well aware.