that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

I miss balloon shop

 

Why are so many people licking game cartridges now
"Aww man, this is so gross!" "Really?? *tries it* D:"

 

I love humans

 

Things about humans:

• Will occasionally pretend they have psychic powers when in immediate proximity to an automatic door
• Will typically get frustrated when an urge to clean their airways spontaneously disappears
• Have a caring instinct that can get triggered by things including, but not limited to, non-human lifeforms, automated tools, inanimate objects, astronomical features, abstract concepts, and fictional depictions of any of the aforementioned
  
• Will sometimes give other humans reflective rocks and metals as a show of affection
  
• Occasionally use explosives as a musical instrument
• Consider pain a type of flavor, and often use substances inducing it in their food
• Can use previously-agreed-upon violent fights for fun, both by participating and by watching them
• Transfer ideas and cultural elements between individuals in a manner that has been likened to genetic transmission
  
• Use advanced computing systems for playing games, and watching other people play games
• Will, when told something tastes terrible, immediately attempt to taste it to check

 

I always pretended I had the force and went whoosh with my arms out to the sides
ETA: I do think when you say that people use explosives as instruments you need sources to back it up because I want to see that now

 

1812 overture

 

See also: "this paint is still wet/this burner is hot" "really? [Attempts to touch]"

 

Please explain this joke to me, because I'm over here like "I'm GLAD when I stop sneezing" and I don't think that's what you meant.

 

It's the "Feeling the need to sneeze but then it goes away before you actually sneeze" thing.

 

TFW you think you're gonna sneeze but it just never shows up

 

I appreciate when people bring these things to the point of absurdity like this.

 

the internet is a beautiful place

 

this is the worst thing ive seen in a while but i cant stop giggling

 

Unpretty and the Eldritch Abomination Garfield fic

 

Unpretty is a gift to humanity.

 

so lesbians are the gandhi of homosexuality?

 

this is perfection