shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

actually, i skipped those classes once it became obvious they were just going to be about useless biology and puberty. learned everything i know through experience.

 

Wow, that's dumb. Although I guess if you're grave-robbing you might just want to move the goods fast.

-She digs around more and pulls out a gun.-

Pow! How about this?

 

[He tilts his head, looking it over.] Not a make I recognize, though I could take a guess as to its origins if you'd really like. I'm not much one for guns.

 

Mason nods. That's actually easy. He produces a small pile of thick gold coins out of his pocket. They are actually gold. They are dreamspace gold, because that's where they are, but he's not miserly enough to give her fake dreamspace gold. Even if Grandpa Stan might be slightly disappointed. "Here you go."

 

What do you use? I like knives.

-She holds it out to him.-

 

And you still don't think you can catch stds from oral sex. How many different strains of chlamydia do you think is crawling around on your face?

 

Alex smiles at @Wilhelm. "At the moment? At the moment I want to talk about what's going on with my mini-me over there. I'm kinda worried about her."

 

chlamydia isnt a FACE thing.

 

"Crawling? More like they're having a party!" Alex grins at the other girl. "Heyo, STD spring break mixer right here!"

 

Ugh, this is exactly what I'm talking about.

 

youre being ridiculous because im perfectly healthy.

 

"That guy is a creep," says Gwendolyn. "I thought we got rid of him, but apparently he's an antibiotic-resistant strain."

 

Don't feel hurt when I say I'll have to pass on showing up to the party. I don't want to be anywhere near this guy's face.

 

Your jealousy is totally unwarranted and again if you want to get rid of me, try again, I'm way more obnoxious than you can out-tantrum and much more expensive than you can pay. You don't get it, that's okay, you can admit that without hiding behind the boss's honor. He's a big mech, y'know, he can use his words. But "freedom" and "independence" are nothing but cute little illusions and I'm not in the habit of drinking hullcleaner just because someone claims it's highgrade.

Ah frag it I'm feeling nice, I guess, so honesty: I don't give a frag where exactly that room is, it's the best damn thing I've ever had. Honest admissions cost a ton usually, feel honored, decepticreep.

 

"Of course not!" Alex laughs. "Me neither. I'm Alex Pines. That's my brother Mason, that's my cousin Jezebel, and that's Gwendolyn Northwest. We're from Oregon, in 2019, in Dimension 64."

 

He's probably the most annoying of all sexually transmitted diseases.

 

lets look at it this way: even if i DID, somehow, have an std or two, at least im not a virgin.

 

Gwendolyn nods thoughtfully. "Well," she says, "at least all his nastiness seems to be consensual, though I honestly can't understand how that works."

 

"Virginity is a social construct." Gwendolyn rolls her eyes at him. "Not everyone has to have sex."

 

moneys a social construct too, doesnt mean being poor is fun.