Out of context quotes thread

omfg it's more literal than i expected

 

That seems like a drastic oversimplification of Catholic theology, as I understand it. Which is surprising, since judging by his hat that guy's a bishop.

 

typoes.

 

cousin: "superior technology!"
me: "i moved a bit of dirt."

 

"Lord Crevan was not mad, as she understood it. He had probably never put trousers on a pig in his life."

 

but bode cattes insist strutting is a state of mind

 

"while you were putting that there ruby was trying to eat my bookcase"

"some guy with a hammer bashing on the wall-oh it's just a bird"

 

"are you repeatedly squealing the word squeal?"

 

"said the demonic butcher"

Spoiler: context

spelljammer session devolved into discussing accents

 

Spoiler: Nsfwish

Gentlemen, fuck your own door! I know other doors look more exciting, some might be more curvaceous. I know you can get into a rut when you're in a monogamous relationship with your own door, you just gotta work through it.

 

Me: You filled out the entire skill tree already?
S: THEY'RE GOOD SKILLS, BRENT

 

lord voldemort is in ~loooooooooove~

 

Thanks, wordreplace.

 

:D hahahaha