shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Does speaking proper Neocybex count as an outlier power? [He... smiles, technically, but it rather looks like baring his fangs.] Even with zero 'bots Mister Stabby isn't exactly suited for a diplo mission, but we might swing by Devisiun, at least take a look at the place.

 

I'm more capable of diplomacy than you are, Thunder, that was a terrible joke. At least I'm intimidating. [Despite the words, his tone is fond; he's been edging closer to Thunderwing throughout the conversation, and is now close enough to rap his knuckles against the bulkier mech's shoulder.]

 

Ha, no. It's just old superstitions about most outlier powers being dangerous, I don't want anyone to get tangled in that unexpectedly. I reckon outsiders would have an easier go of it anyhow, as long as they learn control before visiting.

 

Intimidating? You? [He flares his wings in exaggerated surprise, smiling.] You're right, how could I have missed it? I'm so sorry, sir, the bodily fluids paintjob should've tipped me off.

[Er. Right. Other people. Conversation with people he hasn't spent the last few thousand years cooped up with. Thunderwing makes a little crackly sound, rebooting his vocalizer.] Fair! I'll keep that in mind, thanks for the heads-up.

 

I hope you guys can find some good work!

-She smiles.-

 

"There was a barrier around the town? What town?"

Spoiler: OOC

((I know but Alex doesn't))

 

provwe it.

 

"Gravity Falls. There's a barrier of sorts around the town in nearly every dimension- one I can't say I have too much information about, actually! Something I should probably study up on more...
Anyway, from what I can tell, it's sort of a magnet as well- draws weirdness in and if that weirdness is strong enough it keeps it there! I have a similar effect of which strange things are often drawn to me and vice versa. It causes me no end of trouble!" He laughs in stark contrast to what he's saying.

[ I gotcha, no worries. Also this information is half what I could scrounge up through J3 and the few episodes it was mentioned in and half me bullshitting and hoping I'm right. Feel free to correct me. :I ]

 

"That's where we live," Mason says, frowning, "and a whole lot of weird things do happen there." His eyes narrow. "But...what would you have done if you got out, and what were you doing there?"

Spoiler: OOC

((Haha, we started playing WT right after the first Weirdmageddon episode aired so there was no barrier in WT, which is why it affected multiple planets and dimensions, and a lot of stuff in J3 doesn't apply either--for one thing we have Valiska instead of Jheselbraum. BUT that's okay because you're from a different dimension! Anyhow the thing is that because these guys have a Will in their universe, they have no idea what to expect from a Bill.))

 

*The rather sleepy kitten almost falls over, but wakes itself up just before making impact.*

*Cutepocalypse 2017 averted.*

 

-Mab finally looks over at Mason and Alex and notices the bubble.-

Hm?

 

"Alex and Mason are talking to @Wilhelm," Jezebel says. "Look at the kitten, though. I swear that is @The Fattest Kitten I have ever seen."

 

Why do I feel like people are talking about me?

-She frowns.-

...is it the paranoia?

 

dont be mean hes lovely and very talented

 

"I don't know," says Jezebel. It's not exactly a lie. She smiles at @totally not FL. "I didn't say he wasn't lovely or talented. I said he was fat. To the point where that may also be one of his talents."

She sighs. "I think they might be worried about you, Mab. Your great-uncle might look like my dad, but they don't sound very much alike."

 

I'm just fine, though!

 

[an admiring nod]

He'll grow up to be a twenty-five-pounder! Reminds me of our own Bustopher Jones, and that is no small compliment.

 

yea i dont think he is going 2 grow up

hes a magic kitten created by someone who knows Jack Dick about real kittens

 

Are-

Are you a cat?

 

"Maybe so, but worrying is one of the things family does."

Jezebel smiles. Her ears prick up. "Well, hello. I'm Jezebel. And you...you're really real?" She blushes. "Mom used to read to me about jellicle cats. Because we're cats."