shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Or we could make HIM dance.

 

look, it was funny, ok? the guys never had good coordination, even before the whole...never mind. point is, he was tripping over his own feet the entire time and im sure he got a kick out of it too. whole slytherin-gryffindor friendly rivalry.

 

You know, I've a little experience controlling puppets...

[he mulls this over, and does the sitting-in-an-invisible-chair thing again]

Nothing on the scale of what he did, though! I'm not in the practice of stooping.

 

"Are you saying that you did this to someone disabled?"

Jezebel didn't think she could be more disgusted. Jezebel was wrong.

 

I mean, he already has that scar on his face. We don't really have to do anything.

-She offers him a tiny plate of fish paste hors d'oeurves-

 

didnt say that. awfully offensive of you to assume he is just because hes a little clumsy, dont you think?

 

besides, it was a long time ago. im a better man now.

 

"Not given your propensity for weasel words." Jezebel conjures up some fish paste treats for herself.

 

[his pupils dilate a little bit when he smells the fish paste]

What's that you're eating?

 

see, when youve grown up in a respectable pureblood family like i have, you learn pretty quick that people are gonna twist things you say ANYWAYS, so why not make it harder for them?

 

We've got cat-safe treats. Look, I'm holding a plate out for you.

-She keeps herself from rolling her eyes.-

 

Oh! Thank you.

[he takes the plate, and nibbles at it, obviously a little ruffled that he didn't notice and trying not to show it]

Spoiler: ooc

oOPS I MAY HAVE MISSED A MESSAGE, SPR GOES SO FAST I'M SORRY :'D

 

-Kimo Neko curiously prods @The Fattest Kitten with a leg.-

 

*Mr Sprinkles is tipped over. Whiney mew.*

 

-Kimo Neko realizes that they have fucked up, and panics, tripping over themselves.-

 

Spoiler: gif

 

*Surreptitiously sticks the fake mustache back on.*

*No one saw that.*

*>.>*

 

So, what do you think? Am I impressive or what?

Spoiler: OOC

No problem!

 

-Neko Fisshu stares, unsure about how he feels about this.-

 

Well, I haven't exactly had a lot of experience with other magic users, but even so... [he smiles] Consider me thoroughly impressed!