shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

(The sight in front of the Judge's eyes is too good to let up, and they do as only a cat could -- and jump on Jhenya's head. Warm, soft, and good grip.)

 

Gah! What the--

 

Mon ami, please keep the squirming to a minimum, as while your scarves provide ample hold, gravity remains a harsh mistress.

 

(Jhenya pulls down their cowl.)

((Jhenya's ears are weird. Elvish, but with thin knobbed cartilage stalks potruding from them.)

 

u just lost ur kitten tsunami privileges binch

 

(The Judge sinks his claws into the fabric, but too late. He is a bit peeved when he plants his butt in front of Jhenya.)
Now, mon ami, that was neither an action of utmost necessity, nor one that could be construed as nice in a generally accepted manner.

 

"never."

-Neko's flesh begins to ripple.-

-Neko, now Neko Birudaa, pinches his chin in deep thought. this new cat resembles one of the legendary Nekolugas. he certainly seems to be of similar strength as one.-

 

=(] there are few who fee7 this as much as i do.......7ove
=(] the so-ca77ed prince is a prince of hypocrisy

=(] it is i77-advised to speak of the empress in such an uncouth manner
=(] she is a tro77 of e7egance and grace.......her rega7ity demands respect
=(] and ours more than anyones.......for as nobi7ity
=(] or in your case.......roya7ty
=(] it is our duty to maintain some 7eve7 of sophistication when discussing our g7orious 7eader
*hlorri shoots a pointed glare at vulcan*
=(] for one, it sets an examp7e for the commonfo7k
=(] messiahs know how much easier it wou7d make my professions work.......

 

The shit are You talking about, Fam?
I've got nothing but mad respect for Hicks, Hlorri.
She's the motherfucking shit in MY book,
Total fucking badass, and a sexY badass at that.

 

(Aurora makes a face)
He's above olive, that's kind of a given. All edge.

 

-The mi fort has been growing, and contains constructions much more advanced than those allowed by creative cube stacking by now. There are also, for no reason anyone can discern, teapots built into it. Mis like to sleep in them-

 

*Kittenzilla pads into the Mi fort.*

 

-Nope. kitten is first sniffspected, waterballoons are ready in case of kitten danger.-

 

*Sneezes. It's allergic to imminent soaking danger.*

 

havwe you considered introducing some billboards?

 

My head hurts.

 

i could take a look.

 

You could?

 

believwe i could, yeah.

 

...I don't know...