that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

the subtitles are the best part, im crying

 

THIS FUCKING GETS ME EVERY TIME I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHY

 

“ 7 tucad ceithri suind fada remra chucu 7 do cirrad iad-san and sin 7 do benad a mboill uili díb 7 siad beo 7 do crochad a colla and sein 7 do riagad iad conad Ard na Riag ainm an inaig dá éis"

“and the aforementioned four were taken far from there, and tormented then, and every limb was struck off of them while they lived, and they were hung by the neck, and executed, and thence was Ard na Riag (hill of the hangings) the name of the place thereafter.”

connacht rolled hard as fuck and i am giggling at this because god damn are the dindsenchas some shit at times

or all the time really

If it is place lore assume someone has died horribly and birthed 15 horses and a cow's balls landed on a pretty rock.

 

this is so fucking true I'm screaming

 

This reads like the dialogue from a Monty Python sketch. (I read the breaks as exaggeratedly deep inhalations.)

 

GOD

 

thank you for that round of hysterical laughter

 

My mind went straight to "Hetalia fanfiction."

 

This reminded me of an amazing Brazilian comedy sketch from several years ago where a guy went interviewing people what they thought about "the crocs epidemic", and most people would straight up not realize he was saying "crocs" instead of "crack"... leading to hilarious dialogue about how even policemen are croc users, and how the use of crocs comes from loneliness and suffering. Eventually the guy went up to a shoe store and went "look at this, crocs are sold here in broad daylight!" while the workers giggled.

EDIT: Here is the thing, and I might actualy bother to translate it later today

 

@wixbloom That video reminds me of an amusing line about bowerbirds from one of the essays in The Thing With Feathers (basically, are bowerbird nests art?):

 

okay so this nearly murdered me sporfling my tea, thank you

eta ok something weird happened with quotes, so @devils-avocado, that was directed at your quoted post

 

shrut fuck

 

A partial list of inherently funny words:

• crab(s)
• bees
• beeves
• sphincter
• femur
• for some reason "shits" as in "what are these shits!?" or "oh shits!" is funnier than the singular "shit"

 

accurate

 

"Shrek goes on his trek"