A Pocketful of Good Things: April's Positive Vent Thread

... there totally has to be a denny's somewhere in seattle oh my god... is there....


i know there's ihops, i've seen them... but dennys....

also my first thought was 'gonna have to smash ur cheeks' and then cried cuz that is a bad idea

 

MAN I HAVE NO IDEA I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE WALMART SINCE MOVING HERE AND I'VE BEEN SHOOK EVER SINCE

fssfegsgsgdgdj oh my god that would be a good way to blind yourself with a high-powered spray of potato filling

 

i'm sobbing holy fuck

i feel like if you google there will probably be some but they're all hidden

 

I FOUND ONE MEET ME THERE IN 15 MINUTES IF YOU WANT AN ASSKICKING

 

good lord it's all the way on 4th how about no? LMAO


goddamn it this makes me wanna go to ihop or somewhere with chicken and waffles tho

wtf brain and body

 

10 minutes left if you want an asskicking

(i don't blame you chaffles are Good)

 

(THEY REALLY ARE UGHHHH I WANT BAD NOW??? KILL MMMMEEEEEEEEE)


how about you come here and kick my ass instead huh

 

ALSO THIS FUCKING SCREENSHOT MAKES ME LAUGH PROBABLY HARDER THAN IT SHOULD



LOOK HOW CALM HE IS AS WELL

 

HIS FACE LOOKS SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS HOLY SHIT

 

REST IN PIECES DUDE OH NO

this argument....... compelling

 

i'm always down for getting my ass kicked by pretty datemates

 

BLUSHUU

our love needs no dennys to come to fruition, by which i mean that's real queer dear c:

 

PBBT

shit i said something nice now i gotta be an asshole to make up for this uhhhh


you're.....


really....







pretty....



wait shit i fucked this up goddamn it

 

B... BAKA, I-IT'S NOT LIKE I THINK YOU'RE HANDSOME OR ANYTHING

this is how you kick your beloved's ass behind denny's right are we doing this correctly

 

pretty sure we're doing it right, how else do you kick someone's ass???

 

something probably along the lines of PREPARE YOUR ANUS FOR THE FOOT-GUIDED DOKI MISSILE OF HOW QUEER YA GOT ME DEAR HEART

idk tho man i am not an experienced lover the only thing i know for sure is 'use more lube than you think you'll need'

 

PFFT i mean yes

 

There's an ihop on Madison at about 15th if you need one lol

 

i mean yeah there is one, but also that involves getting dressed, going outside, paying people Money...

i will fantasize about it instead :P

 

[adds mae from nitw to the fairly short list of characters i Identify With Heavily, rather than just recognizing mirrors and themes of my own life and experience in them]