shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

You would know! Because you're the smartest. <3

Ohhhh slag it, the joke isn't as funny with spikes.

No, it's just a bad joke.

 

Oh! You have multiple! That's wonderful, you're so blessed!

 

No, you're the smartest, I just ate the internet. <3

 

But you're sooooo good at remembering it, I can't keep any of it in my head. <3

 

Gag. I'm going to purge.

 

Awww, that's nothing, it's just my function!

 

Meh, I don't know much of your terminology, but if you count that as something, then I'm fine.

Yeah, it shows how much of a huge jackass you are.

 

Primus I hate married couples

 

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I know!!! They're great!

 

Do you know what this place is? We seem to be asleep- at least, Dexie is!

 

Your looking at the wrong part Nicky, the ass is in the back, the dick is in the front.

 

If you need to ask I don't tolreate you enough for you to know, mech.

 

Are- pardon. Are you quite alright? You're the new arrival, correct?

 

Do you want a compilation of proper purging positions to avoid undue stress?

But you do it better than anyone else!

 

No, Never and correct.

 

That's not very hard! There's so few carriers on Caminus...

 

Now why would I want that. If your saccharine jetfuel contributes to my frame breaking down then that's my primus damned fate and I'll bear it like an Autobot.

 

We all ha... had physically identical frames, but none of us had twined sparks like real twins? A little bit of a brain link but not full-on mitotic division.

[Rattly hissy noise. It seems vaguely mocking.]

Nope! Last I knew I was drugged to the gaskets 'cos Wires needed to frag around with my inner bits.

 

Is Wires one of your spouses? I hope you recovery speedily!

 

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