shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Alts don't have to be useful, that's silly. If you don't wanna explain you don't gotta! I'm just curious.

 

So you know how the Omnic Crisis messed all of us up, well...once it was over, me and the people in Brazil fixed the city. However, Vishkar Co. took control of the city to expand their company. They literally made our lives worse by enforcing laws, cheap labor, and other bad things. Then me and a few rebels broke into one of her compounds and stole equipment. I know that doesn't sound like me, and I feel bad for stealing, just not from Symmetra. That equipment became my booster and everything you see on me.

So yeah, we kind of have beef.

 

[Lil] Not often. Apologies, it only happened because I let myself get caught up in my guilt. That was how Kas found out. She had to save me after I fouled up bad. Usually you can only alter things intentionally- or, rarely, when extremely distressed.

Closer than we've ever been. I've been recovering, making sure She can't reach me has been an unpleasant but necessary process, but the one who's been helping with that can help us with the curse as well. Kind of what she does.

...Though. I've been Walking. And reading. And I fear it may not be a curse, as Father thought, at all. Rather, consequence.

 

It's an apt description.

...You are better off asking Dr. Ziegler that.

I am no expert on human biology.

The anarchists did not like me. They would probably shoot at her.

 

So you don't think my work is valuable.

 

We can stop talking about it if you want. I don't want that to happen again.

 

Cheers to that. Wait...you said consequence?

 

-with a quiet laugh- You don't know the half of it. Between the circumstances and my peoples' insistence on maintaining the most overwrought traditions...

I am glad I wasn't the one to fight though. As much as I would have loved to kill the bastard it wouldn't have been half as satisfying as Loreli's fight.

 

[He tilts his head]
No. This work, done by many, not needing rare, special alt capable of doing unique feats-...
[His wings droop a little. In times like these he wishes he could communicate like a normal mech-]

 

Who wouldn't like you Zar? You're tough, strong, and sweet. I love it that you stand by me.

 

Bonding? Like... swarming, or...?

Aaaand you're off into "obscure references no one who wasn't there gets," got it.

[Concerned chirr? Why is locustfriend sad?]

 

I'm not that special. What else would you have me do?

 

[Lil] -she nods-

The earliest Mordaunt afflicted I can find bartered with a demon. Instead of offering anything of his own he traded his brother. -her eyes go cold, and red leaks out of the pupil of one, into the iris, but much more subtle than the earlier flash- I don't know if it's from the sheer wrongness of the crime or the demon's warped sense of humor, but I think what we experience is... an echo of it.

 

Similar as far as Refractor knows?

[He headbonks Thunderwing gently, seeking the cuddles]

[Frustrated chirrps. He projects a picture of Soundwave commanding his cassettes during battle]

 

"That beef stands more with her employer, surely? Though she hasn't fought their actions. I've dealt with her a bit in the past; a technology trade. I needed access to tech Vishkar developed, they had a need for some of my patents. She strikes me as more of an engineer, not at ease with people." She shrugs. "Following orders isn't enough to absolve responsibility, but giving the orders is worse, and I don't think she's giving the orders."

She turns to face Thunderwing. "Asshole refers to the human solid waste port, and is being here used figuratively. 'Teenage girl' technically means any human woman between 13 to 19, but is also associated with a stereotype, which is the insulting use it is being put to here."

 

-Her voice is curt.-

I don't believe that form dictates function.

 

-chirpgroom- He sounds nice!

-CONCERNED CHIRPING-

 

[Angry Fuckoff Wingflare]
<NOT LIKE THAT!!!!>
[Bug chitter does not actually help]

 

[Nuzzlecuddlepurr. Safe here.]

Something special about those ages or...?

Ooh boy. Are we getting into that argument again. Can we no--

[MIRROR YELL AUTOMATICALLY wait shit that's not helping. Uh. Oh no.]

 

You want me to put Index in danger because of how she was forged!