shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

exactly howv long do you think us trolls havwe to fill the pails before the drones kill you.

 

Now hold the phucking phone no one said shit about PHERMENTING.

 

Maybe some other species!

 

That sounds weird.

Wouldn´t it be easier to build a [Clickclickegg]?

 

"They put themselves together," Lissa says. "It just happens. I didn't have to do anything. We did the deed, and she just grew inside me, and when she was big enough to come out, she did, same way she went in but the other direction. That part was not as much fun as the first part though. She didn't have a sibling so she got quite big."

 

Yes, organics have instruction coding inside their bodies, right? For how to build a body. So when they interface, they can mix that data with their partner, and grow a 'baby'.

 

"Yeah, that happened to some of you, too," says Jezebel. "I think Captain Nichrome, maybe, and Sawbones? I think."

 

<Egg/replication chamber/stasis pod> sounds much easier!!! And doesn't take anyone but the <builder/engineer> away from the swarm either!!

Huh! Like replication but with two donors?? Weird! [As is becoming usual, he sounds positively excited to learn that aliens are... still alien.]

 

Who are those???

 

That sounds untrue!

At least two donors! And they can also reproduce in otherways. And, get this- none of them pop fully formed from the ground after their formation is triggered by an energy wave!

 

"You produce that much at one time?"

 

when in the presence of drone pheremones and also properly hydrated, lmao

 

!!!!!! Really?

 

did you envwision us just fucking mailing the bucket back and forth to slowvly jack off in it or something?? course vwe produce that much, vwe get offed if vwe dont.

 

"Other robots who have been around when I was here before." Jezebel shrugs.

 

Yes! Cool, right?

 

Ford cracks up again. "I don't think you want to know what I imagined."

 

yeah, no, i dont. moron.

 

Okay that makes sense but also I have no idea who they are? Or why they apparently take their next wave out of the <egg/pod/bed> before they're done forming??? I thought standards didn't self-replicate anyway!

Yeah!!!!!

 

The word phermenting was used, phrankly I think that we have to know because I am phucking horriphied.