shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Well Sawbones is me.

 

Predacons build <egg/pods> too????

 

-She puts out a hand to high-five-

 

-nods- And it can be tended by anyone in the swarm! It won´t be hurt if someone dies.

 

Ford makes a rude noise. How many doctorates does that asshole have? It's not his fault he's never had sex with a troll.

(yet. Lissa is very adventurous, and there's no end to scientific curiosity...)

 

can vwe get off this topic nowv.

 

[Very careful high-five!]

Yeah!!

 

-Friendship!!!-

 

"Well, that's the kind of thing that happens when you let organic matter sit around past its expiration date." Lissa shrugs. "Neither of us realised that you could fill a whole bucket with one orgasm." She shrugs.

 

half.

really, more like a third.

 

Predacon? I´m just a beastformer. What do you mean build?:

 

Thats terrible. Youre both terrible phor making me think about this now. You monsters.

 

"Oh." Lissa shrugs. "So I could do it, if I was in season and fully hydrated...but he couldn't." She looks rather smug.

 

"Hey, we're just indulging our scientific curiosity about alien sex," says Ford. "We're not the ones committing genocides right and left throughout the galaxy."

 

"Oh my GOD you are SO EMBARRASSING sometimes."

 

neither am i. vwhats your point here.

 

I have never committed a single genocide in my liphe so that AND my lack oph horriphying alien sex speculations puts me one up I think.

 

???? Build means build???? Make out of components??? Build a bunker, build a frame, build an <egg/pod>????

[Awkward "nothing to see here" wing reshuffling.]

 

"You do however call yourself an Orphaner and have expressed on at least one occasion your fervid hope that your ruler completely destroys my planet, so I think that counts."

"Good for you, let's keep it that way!" Ford grins and shrugs.

 

im an orphaner because my entire species vwouldvwe been actually genocided if i vwasnt.