Out of context quotes thread

I mean, phylogenetically...

 

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Spoiler: context

The gym a couple blocks from me has this poster in their window:

I don't entirely understand, but I appreciate its existence.

 

Don´t judge this man and his bees and their committed relationship.

 

Spoiler: nsfw

"And I mean, I wouldn't want to--"
(quietly) "Fuck a tree?"

Spoiler: context

in a group where the conversation drifted to sexuality, the second speaker had previously said that altho she's in a hetero relationship (her words) she is pansexual and "have had an intimate relationship with a tree. I'm serious, I was devastated when she died."

The first speaker is a woman who is straight and talking about having trouble wrapping her head around/empathizing with other people's genders/sexualities sometimes

 

Not the context, actually! But the context requests to remain unnamed, so it will just have to stay a mystery ;)

 

that's RIGHT you do

 

"puppy divination"

 

borkomancy

 

Damn why didn´t I think of that?

 

is the feline version nekoromancy?

 

nekomancers divine the future from the abundant and varied cat hair patterns clinging to everything they own

 

but nekoromacy would be cat necromacy

 

(completely unrelated)
"Roll to subdue cat?"

Spoiler: context

Unsure of first one, second one is Spelljammer shenanigans.

 

can confirm, am a changeling and on kintsugi

 

Local cat disapproves.

 

incidentally the cat in question

Spoiler: context

was mailed to our thief in the session, and as soon as it was let out it started attacking her face because it was REALLY BORED. my druid crit failed at subduing it.