Which kintsugijin should you fight?

i may not eat socks, but cannibalism always seemed fun :3

 

I mean, I could just make a shiny, tasty, metal robot dance out in the open all tempting, and then punch @Void while they're distracted.

 

you could, but see. now you've stated your plan. it's like villain monologuing in james bond. how can i fall for it if i know it's gonna happen huh gosh

 

FIGHT ME

 

gentle gasp someone assess my fightability?

 

Cassikat is a little smilling catto, don't fight cassikat. They have an infite arsenal of pixelated vegetables, so even if you try to fight them you won't win. And even if you managed to, why would you want to? Look at that smiling icon, don't fight Cassikat.

 

should u fight FL

 

FITE ME 2: FITE REDUX*

*as just its normal definition not redux castor although you could probably take her

 

If you fight @furrylatula , his army of cronii will appear and you will want to leave immediately. Your odds depend on how willing you are to put up with harassment from fishtrolls.

 

also
fight me guys
do it

 

If you choose to fight @furrylatula he'll have an excellent time regardless of outcome. He will turn your devices back on you. You may win, but you will definitely leave very confused.

 

should you fight @cassikat? no. you will lose, and moreover you will become mulch

 

@cassikat do not fight cassikat they are the most jellicle of all the jellicle cats how could dare you even thINK

 

I don't remember this panel but I feel like it would not be out of character for Rocky to be burying a body here. :P

 

it was in one of the silly user question comics!!

 

behold

also i am deeply satisfied that my reputation is apparently cats and vegetables. yes good

 

Do not fight @baskerville
He fights tirelessly. He will not forgive. He will never forget.

He also writes, so he obviously knows plenty about violence.

 

seed is actually the one who writes KS fanfic, but i suppose my share of headhunter AUs is p similar to KS stuff anyway!