shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Grow up in this case being develop as a person and learn past what you knew when you were built, sorry. Emotional connotation, not physical.

 

Explain.

What are you fucking talking about? When did Dedsec get shirts? Why are you wearing one? Do we have to take care of them now? I don't want to do that Wrench, and you know I don't like jokes like this.

*Hey say hello to a toothy very fake smile*

 

i hope you realize howv utterly condescending this is.

'i vwont yell at you poor savwages because youvwe nevwer been taught about my ridiculous human vwalues and cant help being disgusting'.

 

Psssst it's rude to give people orders when you're not the boss of them.

 

Darling, I don't care.

 

Uh, no, it's 'I will try not to get upset that you were created in the middle of a brutal war and were thus taught brutal wartime values instead of peacetime values.'

 

You get one darling before I punch you.

 

Literally what the FUCK are YOU talking about? You're the one all dressed up in a dumb suit!
>_<
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Hey, actually, since you're gonna be FUCKING BITCH about things, wanna explain the SHITTY BLUME CUFFLINKS? DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE THOSE.
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Hey I'm actually going to go over HERE, where there's this cool robot who's SUPER HOT and SUPER INCREDIBLE at EVERYTHING HE DOES.
>_<
^_^
@_@
[He walks over to Mettaton. Robots never hurt his feelings.]

 

Theres Suddenly A Lot Of Yelling Whos Getting Murderized?

 

I'm not yelling.

 

Ah, I apologize if that came off as sexist.

*Blank face, literally no expression for a solid ten seconds.* What. You literally helped me clear out Prime_8 and take down HaDoCk so that I could use majority share to take over Blume. Are you trying to make me angry? I WILL FUCKING REMIND YOU THAT YOU'RE MINE.

*Now it's an angry face, a very angry face. Toothy angry smile with a lot of fear behind the eyes, much like a cornered animal.*

Not enough alcohol.

 

I'M YELLING.
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havwe you evwer considered that your 'peacetime vwalues' vwersus 'vwartime vwalues' isnt fucking univwersal.

you arent the be-all, end-all of morality.

 

More patronizing. You're okay. I just have very angry boundaries.

 

Noooo shit, sherlock. Are we going to get into a philosophy and ethics debate? Because I'd like to be a bit more awake for that.

 

A bug! Are you a human?

 

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED STOP LYING?
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Spoiler: gif

 

Nah, Mask And Suit Are Yelling.

Drinking Makes Murder Harder, You get Much Better Results When Sober.

 

i dont do debates.