shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

you didnt say its easier to kill MORE people when youre sober, you said its easier to kill people in GENERAL when youre sober.

 

It's more fun!
>_<

I'M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK AND WANT JELLO SHOTS CAN WE ARRANGE FOR THOSE TO HAPPEN?
;_;

Oh my GOD could this day get ANY worse I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM HEARING COMING OUT OF YOUR HORRIBLE MOUTH.
o_o
._.

I'm MAKING MARCUS SHAVE the fucking SECOND I get back.
>_<

 

-She hands him a jello shot.-

 

-She hands him another bowl of gummy worms.-

 

UGH.
I want my Wrench then. Why is this one here? He's annoying.

I could tell you that my Wrench was part of the FBI, but that wasn't even technically true. They used him AND IT STILL PISSES ME OFF.

*Pauses, deep breath*

I'm not evil.

 

He was here first, Mr...?

Besides I'm annoying and I'm not leaving.

 

*He picks out exclusively the red and green ones.*

 

;_;
[If you thought it looked dumb when he drank beer with his mask half on, wait until you see Local Area Man Doing Shots With A Mask Still Attached To His Dumb Face.]

FUCK YOU.
`_´

YOUR WRENCH IS EVIL AND SO ARE YOU AND I AM REVOKING HIS WRENCH RIGHTS, HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO BE CALLED WRENCH ANYMORE,
`_´

HIS NAME IS PISTON NOW.
>_<

 

OH DARLING AM I CRUSHING YOU? OR IS IT JUST THAT YOU´RE BREATHLESS FROM MY BEAUTY?

 

Maybe you're Piston.

 

BOTH. Both, definitely both.
@_@
*_*

You keep doing it though you goddamn STAR.
^_^

 

-very big bug- I´m a person! I get to bite people who say otherwise!

 

Wow You Must Just Be Really Shit At Being A Sadist Then.

 

If you think I wouldn't hurt a child you are DEAD wrong.
`_´

...Though I might reconsider if you make more jello shots.
._.

 

I'm guessing that Tainell won't be letting you get a driver's license, then...

 

QUESTION: will i be Parented At if i ask 4 a jello shot 2

 

Holloway, feel free to call me Marcus.

I take it back, you are Wrench.

Don't call him evil, he is not. I do not believe I'm evil but you can call me evil, you're not allowed to call him evil. He does not deserve that... HE DESERVES BETTER THAN ME how DARE you. He's probably gone through more than you have, you do not have the right.

Good. Bite people who say others aren't people either.

I just like getting drunk, honestly.

 

Right And Im Saying Aiming For The Vital Parts Is Easier When Im Sober, Your Point?

 

You can just make your own.

-She hands them both jello shots.-

 

Its Cute That You Think I Care About Licenses. Or Even Know What That Is.

Okay Thats Fair.