shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

HEY evil Marcus no one CARES about your DUMB EVIL BOYFRIEND NAMES PISTON.
9_9
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Ohhh shit I forgot. You're right. You're SO right.
*_*
[Wrench now has a folding table and a collection of shots. He's having a good time.]

 

It's the card that says you're allowed to drive a car.

 

i was.....................Not expecting that 2 work

hm

 

Maybe I care. Maybe I'll steal your jello shots.

 

I'm a whiskey man, but a good beer is always acceptable.

... Yes, that was the problem. No one cared about him so he was manipulated into the FBI, tortured, and forced to do things against his moral code. Indeed.

Have you ever heard of MMA?

Whiskey.

*He catches on fast, he's got just... a bottle. Fuck it.*

 

-She finger guns him.-

Eeeeey, you catch on faster than most people! High five?

 

No.

*Offers a fist to bump* Fist bump.

 

Okay But A Dumb Fucking Card Has No Authority Over Me. Ill Drive A Car When I Say Im Allowed To Drive, Which Is, Incidentally, Always.

 

Maybe you're a terrible person, have you ever considered THAT?
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NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DUMB BOYFRIEND AND HIS COLLECTION OF MISTAKES.
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6_6
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And I am NOT having a conversation about Erotic Wrestling with you, so there.
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-She fist bumps him.-

 

Eeeeevery day! I'm so terrible I made my mom check out of the relationship!

-Finger guns.-

 

I'm going to shove that jello shot up your ass. *Takes a huge drink from his bottle of whiskey, blank faced*

 

Good for you! You achieved something!
^_^

Whiskey. Enema. I'M JUST SAYING. Also don't fucking touch me.
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[He does like four more shots. Wrench pls.]

 

Yeah, unlike certain people who're throwing a drunk tantrum!

 

Yeah, but if the police catch you driving without a license, they'll arrest you or fine you or something.

 

I know for a fact you don't hold your liquor well. Too skinny, skinny skin and bones. *Another chug of whiskey*

I haven't fucking done anything to you and you hate me, don't understand me, and won't even fucking listen. Why's everyone gotta be like that?

 

-pets his face- YOU SWEETHEART YOU -cooing and just about purring-

 

lets b real drunk tantrums r infinitely more fun than sober tantrums

 

If They Catch Me.
[She stares at him. Does he... really expect her to be deterred?]

 

-considers this- I might! -such scary bug, very groom, wow-